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10/04/2010 · 7:29 am

Rule #391

Rule #391: I understand that you saw the teacher’s underwear and didn’t want her to be embarrassed, but it is not appropriate to ask her to pull up her pants. In front of the whole preschool class. And two special ed teachers. Even if you said “please”.

Thanks, Linda D. (who also admitted that she was the teacher in question) 😉

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10/01/2010 · 7:30 am

Rule #390

Rule #390: Claiming a stomach ache might get you out of eating dinner, but you may not have ice cream to make it feel better.

Thanks, Diane M.

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09/30/2010 · 7:14 am

Rule #389

Rule #389: Just because you are cranky or whiny or tired does not mean you may cry, whine, and complain about some silly little thing that happened five days ago.

Thanks, AmyRuth M.

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09/29/2010 · 1:02 pm

Rule #388

Rule #388: When I am using the bathroom and ask for privacy, that does NOT mean to back up one foot and continue watching me. Also, you do not need to ask me every time if I am peeing or pooping.

Thanks, Jessica W.

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09/28/2010 · 7:20 am

Rule #387

Rule #387: It is not OK to try to have a conversation with me while I brush my teeth, then get mad when you can’t understand what I said.

Thanks, Chrissey P.

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09/27/2010 · 2:22 pm

Rule #386

Rule #386: Don’t lick the cat. She cleans herself.

Thanks, “Chase.”

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09/24/2010 · 9:22 am

Rule #385

Rule #385: The clean, folded laundry needs to be put away in your drawers. Putting it back in the hamper to avoid putting it away is going to get you in trouble.

Thanks, Michelle H.!

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09/22/2010 · 9:48 am

Rule #384

Rule #384: When I say “Go wash your hands, and don’t empty all the soap into the sink this time,” it does not mean you may proceed to pump the entire contents of the soap dispenser into the toilet instead — and then flush repeatedly to make more bubbles.

Thanks, Wendy W.

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09/20/2010 · 6:56 am

Rule #383

Rule #383: If I take out the bathroom trash one more time and a get a handful of pee, you will no longer be allowed to pee in the bathroom. You will be peeing either downstairs or outside.

Thanks, Jennifer E.!

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09/16/2010 · 1:25 pm

Rule #382

Rule #382: Do not tear the UPC codes off all the boxes and labels before we pay for the items at the grocery store.

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Rules by the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World

Rule #391

Rule #391: I understand that you saw the teacher’s underwear and didn’t want her to be embarrassed, but it is not appropriate to ask her to pull up her pants. In front of the whole preschool class. And two special ed teachers. Even if you said “please”.

Thanks, Linda D. (who also admitted that she was the teacher in question) 😉

Rule #390

Rule #390: Claiming a stomach ache might get you out of eating dinner, but you may not have ice cream to make it feel better.

Thanks, Diane M.

Rule #389

Rule #389: Just because you are cranky or whiny or tired does not mean you may cry, whine, and complain about some silly little thing that happened five days ago.

Thanks, AmyRuth M.

Rule #388

Rule #388: When I am using the bathroom and ask for privacy, that does NOT mean to back up one foot and continue watching me. Also, you do not need to ask me every time if I am peeing or pooping.

Thanks, Jessica W.

Rule #387

Rule #387: It is not OK to try to have a conversation with me while I brush my teeth, then get mad when you can’t understand what I said.

Thanks, Chrissey P.

Rule #386

Rule #386: Don’t lick the cat. She cleans herself.

Thanks, “Chase.”

Rule #385

Rule #385: The clean, folded laundry needs to be put away in your drawers. Putting it back in the hamper to avoid putting it away is going to get you in trouble.

Thanks, Michelle H.!

Rule #384

Rule #384: When I say “Go wash your hands, and don’t empty all the soap into the sink this time,” it does not mean you may proceed to pump the entire contents of the soap dispenser into the toilet instead — and then flush repeatedly to make more bubbles.

Thanks, Wendy W.

Rule #383

Rule #383: If I take out the bathroom trash one more time and a get a handful of pee, you will no longer be allowed to pee in the bathroom. You will be peeing either downstairs or outside.

Thanks, Jennifer E.!

Rule #382

Rule #382: Do not tear the UPC codes off all the boxes and labels before we pay for the items at the grocery store.

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Rule #391: I understand that you saw the teacher’s underwear and didn’t want her to be embarrassed, but it is not appropriate to ask her to pull up her pants. In front of the whole preschool class. And two special ed teachers. Even if you said “please”.

Thanks, Linda D. (who also admitted that she was the teacher in question) 😉

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Rule #390: Claiming a stomach ache might get you out of eating dinner, but you may not have ice cream to make it feel better.

Thanks, Diane M.

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Rule #389: Just because you are cranky or whiny or tired does not mean you may cry, whine, and complain about some silly little thing that happened five days ago.

Thanks, AmyRuth M.

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Rule #388: When I am using the bathroom and ask for privacy, that does NOT mean to back up one foot and continue watching me. Also, you do not need to ask me every time if I am peeing or pooping.

Thanks, Jessica W.

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Rule #387: It is not OK to try to have a conversation with me while I brush my teeth, then get mad when you can’t understand what I said.

Thanks, Chrissey P.

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Rule #386: Don’t lick the cat. She cleans herself.

Thanks, “Chase.”

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Rule #385: The clean, folded laundry needs to be put away in your drawers. Putting it back in the hamper to avoid putting it away is going to get you in trouble.

Thanks, Michelle H.!

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Rule #384: When I say “Go wash your hands, and don’t empty all the soap into the sink this time,” it does not mean you may proceed to pump the entire contents of the soap dispenser into the toilet instead — and then flush repeatedly to make more bubbles.

Thanks, Wendy W.

Share this:

Rule #383: If I take out the bathroom trash one more time and a get a handful of pee, you will no longer be allowed to pee in the bathroom. You will be peeing either downstairs or outside.

Thanks, Jennifer E.!

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Rule #382: Do not tear the UPC codes off all the boxes and labels before we pay for the items at the grocery store.

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