Rule #181
Rule #181: Please do not fart in your babysitter’s face. No matter how hilarious you think it is, I can guarantee that she does not agree.
Thanks, Suzi F.!
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Rule #180
Rule #180: Do not go “check on” your baby brother when he’s sleeping. And if you do, don’t slam the door during your escape attempt.
Thanks, Vika J.!
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #179
Rule #179: Please do not strip down naked at school just because your shirt got a little wet.
Thanks, Chad D!
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Rule #178
Rule #178: No screaming when I won’t let you eat raw bacon. Or unpopped popcorn.
This is a combo rule. Thanks, Sherri B. for Part I. And thanks to my own child for Part II.
Filed under Guest rules, SR
Rule #177
Rule #177: It’s kind of silly to be upset that your hand is wet since it’s wet because you just spit on yourself on purpose.
Rule #176
Rule #176:
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Part 1: Don’t stick the straw up the cat’s nose.
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Part 2: Don’t drink from the straw you tried to stick up the cat’s nose.
Thanks, MaryAnn! How’s your cat?
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Rule #175
Rule #175: Don’t put underwear in your oatmeal.
Thanks to Lauren C. who also shared the story on this rule. “I was busy vacuuming (which was very difficult to do since my kids lost one of the attachments and the cover for the hole that keeps all of the stuff from flying back out, but I digress), and when I finished I came out to the dining room to see a bowl of oatmeal on the floor with a pair of underwear mushed into it.” Lauren – I hope that teaches you that vacuuming is never a good idea. 😉
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Rule #174
Rule #174: I don’t care how clean the floor appears; you still should
not lick it.
Filed under GC
Rule #173
Rule #173: No, you may not feed the 4 month old baby chocolate. Or crackers. Or pizza. Or any other food that I have not listed.
Thanks, Jennifer F.!
Filed under Guest rules
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