Tag Archives: meanest mommy

01/25/2010 · 11:44 am

Rule #247

Rule #247: Wheat berries do not belong up your nose. And no, you may not use a funnel to shove them up there further.

Thanks, Vika J.!

Filed under Guest rules

Tagged as funnel, mean, meanest mommy, mom, nose, parenting, rules, toddler, wheat berries

01/24/2010 · 3:28 pm

Rule #246

Rule #246: I insist that you wear more than snow boots & a backpack when you leave the house.

Filed under GC

Tagged as backpack, clothing is not optional, mean, meanest mommy, mom, naked, parenting, rules, snow boots

01/22/2010 · 6:08 pm

Rule #245

Rule #245: When I am in the very slow pickup line at school, please do not yell, “GO! MOMMY, GOOOOOOO!!!” 500 times.

Filed under GC

Tagged as annoying, decibel level, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, rules, school pickup line as cruel and unusual punishment, toddler, yelling

01/13/2010 · 11:04 pm

Rule #244

Rule #244: Please do not staple your brother to his bed.

Thanks, Carol!

Filed under Guest rules

Tagged as Are you kidding me?, bed, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, rules, staple

01/12/2010 · 5:55 pm

Rule #243

Rule #243: No, I will not retrieve the crackers that are currently being digested by your brother.

Thanks, Jessica BB!

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Tagged as brother, crackers, digested, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, preschooler, rules

01/10/2010 · 8:51 pm

Rule #242

Rule #242: No matter how good it smells, you may not stick the chocolate chips up your nose. And most certainly do not attempt to eat extracted chocolate chips afterwards.

Thanks, Abby G.!

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Tagged as chocolate chips, mean, meanest mommy, mom, nose, parenting, rules, toddler, yucky

01/08/2010 · 9:23 am

Rule #241

Rule #241: Please do not feed our child ravioli (or any Chef Boyardee equivalent) when he has been vomitting profusely.

Sometimes you gotta have rules for the grown-ups too. Thanks, Steph SM!

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Filed under Guest rules, Rules for the grown-ups

Tagged as chef boyardee, dad, gross, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, ravioli, rules

01/07/2010 · 9:36 am

Rule #240

Rule #240: When you are playing with your brother’s brand new birthday toy and he wants to play with it too, you may not tell him, “Not now. Maybe later;” even if you say it in a nice voice.

Happy Birthday to Gavin! I hope that your siblings let you play with your gifts. 🙂

Filed under OA, SR

Tagged as Are you kidding me?, birthday, mean, meanest mommy, mom, new toy, parenting, rules, siblings

12/30/2009 · 9:27 am

Rule #239

Rule #239: Please do not take a picture of your brother’s butt crack with my cell phone. Thanks.

Thanks, Kelly S.!

Filed under Guest rules

Tagged as brother, butt, cell phone, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, picture, rules, school age

12/29/2009 · 12:44 pm

Rule #238

Rule #238: No, I will not come over to see the high score on your computer game when I am in the middle of cleaning up massive amounts of water that your brother spilled on the bathroom floor.

Filed under GC, SR

Tagged as Are you kidding me?, computer game, high score, mean, meanest mommy, messy, mom, parenting, rules, water