Rule #206: Please do not write, “You suck” on your music quiz. (This is especially not a good idea when your mom is your music teacher.)
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Rule #205
Rule #205: The couch is not an artist’s canvas.
Thanks to Sara G. (who assures us that Sharpie does not come out of microfiber).
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Rule #204
Rule #204: No screaming about the ladybug guts on your toy. (Especially since I told you not to smash the ladybug with that toy.)
Thanks, Kathy P.!
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Rule #203
Rule #203: It was super cute when you were playing your homemade instruments out on the sidewalk, but it’s just not cool to put down the instruments and chase cars up and down the street with those “donation” signs.
Thanks, Stephen B.!
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Rule #202
Rule #202: Please do not take off your shirt at preschool and dip it in the toilet.
Thanks, Kristin H.!
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Rule #201
Rule #201: Please do not pull up my shirt to give me a kiss on my stomach while I am volunteering in your kindergarten class.
Rule #200
Rule #200: No, we cannot sit in our van at the mall the entire day just so we can watch the construction workers come down the ladder at the end of the day.
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Rule #199
Rule #199: While I appreciate your entrepreneurial spirit, you may not try to sell your “I Love Mom” shirt just because you are super mad at me.
Thanks, Kelly S.! Any takers yet?
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Rule #198
Rule #198: No, you may not glue those googly-eyes on your penis and scare your brother and/or dad tonight when you’re changing into your pajamas at bedtime.
Thanks, Jessa F.!
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