Rule #461: Just because I let you pee behind Mommy’s car in the parking lot because the library wasn’t open yet and you REALLY had to go, doesn’t mean that you ALWAYS get to pee in the library parking lot.
Thanks, Andrea B.
Tag Archives: preschooler
Rule #449
Rule #449: While I appreciate the ability to rhyme, there’s no need to say that we’re going to “hang out, with our wang out” to everyone in the grocery store line. Especially since you’re a little girl.
Thanks, Dee G.
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #434
Rule #434: Mommy does not give time-outs to your siblings for looking at your breakfast.
Filed under GC
Rule #429
Rule #429:
Part I – Toilet lid goes UP when you pee and DOWN when you’re done.
Part II – It is NOT OK to tell Mommy that it’s no big deal if you forgot because her BUTT is too big to fall into the potty.
Thanks, Robyn H.
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #425
Rule #425: No, I will not pay you $200 to eat that chicken nugget.
Thanks, Jessica BB.
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #412
Rule #412: Yes, I am capable of touching my nose with my tongue. No, I will not touch your nose with my tongue.
Filed under GC
Rule #404
Rule #404: If this is how you feel about picture day, you may not express it IN the picture…
Thanks, Robyn H.
Filed under Guest rules
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