Tag Archives: preschooler

10/30/2009 · 10:07 am

Rule #202

Rule #202: Please do not take off your shirt at preschool and dip it in the toilet.

Thanks, Kristin H.!

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Tagged as Are you kidding me?, gross, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, preschooler, rules, shirt, toilet

10/28/2009 · 7:29 am

Rule #200

Rule #200: No, we cannot sit in our van at the mall the entire day just so we can watch the construction workers come down the ladder at the end of the day.

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Tagged as construction, construction worker, ladder, mall, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, preschooler, rules

10/22/2009 · 12:11 pm

Rule #196

Rule #196: I know that your baby sister is very sweet, but you still may not lick her.

Thanks, Lauri E.!

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Tagged as baby, lick, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, preschooler, rules, sweet

09/30/2009 · 1:55 pm

Rule #179

Rule #179: Please do not strip down naked at school just because your shirt got a little wet.

Thanks, Chad D!

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Tagged as mean, meanest mommy, mom, naked, not appropriate, parenting, preschool, preschooler, rules, wet

09/19/2009 · 8:19 am

Rule #169

Rule #169: Please don’t ask me to wipe you after you’ve pooped and then scream because that requires me to touch you.

Thanks, Kelly S.!

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Tagged as mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, poop, preschooler, rules, touching, wipe

08/16/2009 · 10:37 pm

Rule #143

Rule #143: Please do not use the dog as a track and field hurdle.

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Tagged as dog, hurdle, mean, meanest mommy, mom, ouch, parenting, preschooler, rules, toddler, track and field

08/07/2009 · 3:26 pm

Rule #138

Rule #138: Please don’t use the broken doll stroller with no wheel locking mechanism as a ladder. Especially when it requires balancing two books, a shoebox, and a stuffed car in order for you to reach the desired object. And the desired object is made of glass.

Thanks, Betsy R.!

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Tagged as doll stroller, glass, ladder, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, preschooler, rules, unsafe

08/02/2009 · 1:18 pm

Rule #136

Rule #136: Try to restrain yourself from painting your sister head to toe with the ENTIRE JAR of Mommy’s very expensive powder foundation.

Thanks, Becca W.!

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Tagged as expensive, foundation, mean, meanest mommy, messy, mom, parenting, preschooler, rules

07/30/2009 · 11:49 am

Rule #135

Rule #135: I know you miss your friends from school during break, but please stop screaming, “I LOVE YOU, NICHOLAS!!! I LOVE YOU!!!” across the restaurant.

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Tagged as loud, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, preschooler, rules, school, screaming

07/27/2009 · 10:41 am

Rule #134

Rule #134: No peeing off our hotel room balcony.

Thanks, Jana & Dave W.!

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Tagged as balcony, hotel, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, peeing, preschooler, rules