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Rule #203
Rule #203: It was super cute when you were playing your homemade instruments out on the sidewalk, but it’s just not cool to put down the instruments and chase cars up and down the street with those “donation” signs.
Thanks, Stephen B.!
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #202
Rule #202: Please do not take off your shirt at preschool and dip it in the toilet.
Thanks, Kristin H.!
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #200
Rule #200: No, we cannot sit in our van at the mall the entire day just so we can watch the construction workers come down the ladder at the end of the day.
Filed under SR
Rule #199
Rule #199: While I appreciate your entrepreneurial spirit, you may not try to sell your “I Love Mom” shirt just because you are super mad at me.
Thanks, Kelly S.! Any takers yet?
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #198
Rule #198: No, you may not glue those googly-eyes on your penis and scare your brother and/or dad tonight when you’re changing into your pajamas at bedtime.
Thanks, Jessa F.!
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #197
Rule #197: Do not put your forehead on your plate directly in the pile of ketchup. And if you do, at least refrain right after you’ve had a bath.
Trying to look on the bright side here… at least it’s not blood.
Filed under GC
Rule #196
Rule #196: I know that your baby sister is very sweet, but you still may not lick her.
Thanks, Lauri E.!
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #195
Rule #195: These items do not belong in the running fan: goldfish crackers, a paintbrush, blocks, your brother’s glasses.
Thanks, Milisa S.!
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #194
Rule #194: Do not brush the dog with your toothbrush. Or with Mommy’s toothbrush.
Thanks, Erin A.!
Filed under Guest rules
Rules by the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World 