04/12/2009 · 2:35 pm
Rule #43: On Easter, you may not scream and cry because Mommy & Daddy won’t let you throw the hard-boiled eggs. And while we’re making Easter rules, please don’t put any more M&Ms up your nose.
"But I wanna throw the eggs!"
04/11/2009 · 7:21 pm
Rule #41: Why didn’t one of you tell me ages ago that throwing up my hands and making it a “Whining, Screaming, and Fighting Day” would result in the best behavior I’ve seen in months?
Filed under GC, OA, SR
Tagged as 3rd grader, fighting, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, preschooler, rules, sarcasm, screaming, toddler, whining
04/09/2009 · 1:59 am
Rule #34: Mommy does not like it when you get loose from her and run as fast as you can toward the men’s restroom at McDonald’s. (Thank goodness, you’re not strong enough to open that door!)
04/07/2009 · 7:13 pm
Rule #29: Just because you don’t feel like taking a nap doesn’t mean that your little brother doesn’t need one. Quiet down, kid!
04/06/2009 · 12:18 pm
Rule #25: No chewed-up animal crackers in the Little People airplane.
04/04/2009 · 10:34 pm
Rule #22: No, I will not give you more bath water. You had plenty until you dumped half of it on the bathroom floor.
04/03/2009 · 9:59 pm
Rule #19: Nothing good comes from you crawling around on the kitchen table.
04/03/2009 · 1:05 pm
Rule #18: Mommy appreciates your amazing flexibility, but she still must insist that you don’t lick the bottom of your shoes.
04/02/2009 · 8:22 pm
It’s not funny if your brother screams when you do it.
04/01/2009 · 6:47 pm
Rule #15: When you say, “I didn’t whack my brother. At least I’m pretty sure you weren’t looking,” it means you still get in trouble.
Rules by the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World 