Rules by the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World

08/09/2010 · 8:10 am

Rule #361

Rule #361: If you can’t handle being measured at the doctor’s office, and you manage to explode Dad’s coffee onto the nurse, the doctor, yourself, your dad, the table, and the floor, DO NOT come home to Mom and tattle that Dad said a bad word.

Thanks, Anita M.!

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08/08/2010 · 3:30 pm

Rule #360

Rule #360: Please do not make fart noises on your arm with your mouth while you are with Mommy in the dressing room of an upscale department store.

Thanks, Paula!

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08/03/2010 · 11:29 am

Rule #359

Rule #359: “Kicking your sister” and “trying to kick your sister but missing because she moved out of the way too quickly” are worthy of the same punishment.

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07/28/2010 · 6:00 am

Rule #358

Rule #358: Just because Daddy is a police officer doesn’t mean you can call 911 and talk to him at work.

Thanks, Linda D.!

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07/27/2010 · 6:00 am

Rule #357

Rule #357: When we have a guest at our house nursing her baby, please do not try to touch her breasts & comment on the size of them.

Thanks, Cat S. & Jessica B.!

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07/26/2010 · 6:00 am

Rule #356

Rule #356: The garden stepping stones may not be used as frisbees.

Thanks, Alicia E.!

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07/16/2010 · 5:38 pm

Rule #355

Rule #355: When you are in timeout for talking disrespectfully to me at your lemonade stand, that is not the best time to ask about that dog walking business you’d like to start.

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Tagged as disrespectful, dog walking business, lemonade stand, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, rude, rules, school age

07/15/2010 · 6:00 am

Rule #354

Rule #354: You may not scratch your itchy eyeball with a fork.

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07/13/2010 · 6:00 am

Rule #353

Rule #353: The trash can is not an acceptable place to search for a snack.

Thanks, Monica R.!

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07/11/2010 · 6:00 am

Rule #352

Rule #352: Please do not use the cat as a golf ball.

Thanks, MaryAnn N.!

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Rules by the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World

Rule #361

Rule #361: If you can’t handle being measured at the doctor’s office, and you manage to explode Dad’s coffee onto the nurse, the doctor, yourself, your dad, the table, and the floor, DO NOT come home to Mom and tattle that Dad said a bad word.

Thanks, Anita M.!

Rule #360

Rule #360: Please do not make fart noises on your arm with your mouth while you are with Mommy in the dressing room of an upscale department store.

Thanks, Paula!

Rule #359

Rule #359: “Kicking your sister” and “trying to kick your sister but missing because she moved out of the way too quickly” are worthy of the same punishment.

Rule #358

Rule #358: Just because Daddy is a police officer doesn’t mean you can call 911 and talk to him at work.

Thanks, Linda D.!

Rule #357

Rule #357: When we have a guest at our house nursing her baby, please do not try to touch her breasts & comment on the size of them.

Thanks, Cat S. & Jessica B.!

Rule #356

Rule #356: The garden stepping stones may not be used as frisbees.

Thanks, Alicia E.!

Rule #355

Rule #355: When you are in timeout for talking disrespectfully to me at your lemonade stand, that is not the best time to ask about that dog walking business you’d like to start.

Rule #354

Rule #354: You may not scratch your itchy eyeball with a fork.

Rule #353

Rule #353: The trash can is not an acceptable place to search for a snack.

Thanks, Monica R.!

Rule #352

Rule #352: Please do not use the cat as a golf ball.

Thanks, MaryAnn N.!

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Rule #361: If you can’t handle being measured at the doctor’s office, and you manage to explode Dad’s coffee onto the nurse, the doctor, yourself, your dad, the table, and the floor, DO NOT come home to Mom and tattle that Dad said a bad word.

Thanks, Anita M.!

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Rule #360: Please do not make fart noises on your arm with your mouth while you are with Mommy in the dressing room of an upscale department store.

Thanks, Paula!

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Rule #359: “Kicking your sister” and “trying to kick your sister but missing because she moved out of the way too quickly” are worthy of the same punishment.

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Rule #358: Just because Daddy is a police officer doesn’t mean you can call 911 and talk to him at work.

Thanks, Linda D.!

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Rule #357: When we have a guest at our house nursing her baby, please do not try to touch her breasts & comment on the size of them.

Thanks, Cat S. & Jessica B.!

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Rule #356: The garden stepping stones may not be used as frisbees.

Thanks, Alicia E.!

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Rule #355: When you are in timeout for talking disrespectfully to me at your lemonade stand, that is not the best time to ask about that dog walking business you’d like to start.

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Rule #354: You may not scratch your itchy eyeball with a fork.

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Rule #353: The trash can is not an acceptable place to search for a snack.

Thanks, Monica R.!

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Rule #352: Please do not use the cat as a golf ball.

Thanks, MaryAnn N.!

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