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04/21/2009 · 1:18 pm

Rule #64

Rule #64: When all the other kids are meeting the new teacher and saying, “Nice to meet you Ms. J.,” and shaking her hand, I wish you wouldn’t make that strange series of noises & head butt her.

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04/20/2009 · 11:16 pm

Rule #63

Rule #63: It’s not okay to use Mom’s antique crock as a popcorn bowl!

Thanks, Melissa S. Mmmmm…. popcorn!

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04/20/2009 · 5:58 pm

Rule #62

Rule #62: When I said, “Yes, you can pick up that rock,” I did not mean, “Yes, you can rub that rock across the front of your glasses.” WTH?

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04/20/2009 · 12:27 pm

Rule #61

Rule #61: Screaming about how much you hate the dinner Mommy is making when you’re currently sitting in timeout is not a good idea.

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04/19/2009 · 5:41 pm

Rule #60

Rule #60: There’s no use lying about whether you peed in the tub or not. The yellow bath water kind of gives it away.

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04/19/2009 · 1:14 pm

Rule #59

Rule #59: When Mommy asks you if you have poopoos, she does not want you to put BOTH HANDS down your pants to check.

I’m sorry this actually happened at your house, Kelly M.!

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04/18/2009 · 6:26 pm

Rule #58

Rule #58: No screaming “I peed a chicken” in public places (unless of course, you actually do pee a chicken).

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04/18/2009 · 1:00 pm

Rule #57

Rule #57: You may not eat the candy that you find on the ground at the park. And when Mommy says, “SPIT IT OUT!” you are expected to obey & not just chew faster.

Thanks, Renee C.!

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04/17/2009 · 11:31 pm

Rule #56

Rule #56: Maybe you should get to know the electrician a little bit better before screaming, “I love you, Chad!!!!” over and over when he walks in the door.

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04/17/2009 · 12:04 pm

Rule #55

Rule #55: 9 yr olds should not wear makeup to school. Especially on picture day.

(Mom approaches wielding a wet washcloth; much whining ensues…)

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