Tag Archives: Are you kidding me?
Rule #253
Rule #253: No throwing your sister’s toothbrush in the garbage. And if there is an eyewitness account of the toothbrush actually jumping off the counter, rolling across the floor, and launching itself into the garbage can all by itself, please must tell Mommy immediately so she can sell the story for $1,000,000.
Thanks, Lara L.!
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #251
Rule #251: When I ask you to keep an eye on your sister, please do not smear brownie batter on her head.
Thanks, Melissa M.!
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #248
Rule #248: Changing the toilet paper roll in the bathroom is not a magic trick that only Mommy knows how to do. Believe it or not, this skill can be learned by most humans over the age of four.
Filed under OA, Rules for the grown-ups, SR
Rule #244
Rule #244: Please do not staple your brother to his bed.
Thanks, Carol!
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #240
Rule #240: When you are playing with your brother’s brand new birthday toy and he wants to play with it too, you may not tell him, “Not now. Maybe later;” even if you say it in a nice voice.
Happy Birthday to Gavin! I hope that your siblings let you play with your gifts. 🙂
Rule #238
Rule #238: No, I will not come over to see the high score on your computer game when I am in the middle of cleaning up massive amounts of water that your brother spilled on the bathroom floor.
Rule #235
Rule #235: Announcing that you are starving while eyeing the Trick-or-Treat loot is much less effective when you are sitting in front of your dinner.
Thanks, Eileen J.!
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #229
Rule #229: Please do not lock your keys in the car. While it’s running. And in reverse. And we don’t have a spare key.
Thanks to Cindy J.! Cindy – If you have a chance, comment here. Where did this happen? Were you able to get into it somehow?
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #228
Rule #228: Once you’ve begged me to play in the snow, you MUST stay outside longer than what it takes to get you ready to go out there.
Thanks, Kelly S.!
Filed under Guest rules
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