Tag Archives: gross

11/03/2009 · 8:02 am

Rule #204

Rule #204: No screaming about the ladybug guts on your toy. (Especially since I told you not to smash the ladybug with that toy.)

Thanks, Kathy P.!

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Tagged as gross, guts, ladybug, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, rules, toy

10/30/2009 · 10:07 am

Rule #202

Rule #202: Please do not take off your shirt at preschool and dip it in the toilet.

Thanks, Kristin H.!

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Tagged as Are you kidding me?, gross, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, preschooler, rules, shirt, toilet

10/16/2009 · 8:09 am

Rule #192

Rule #192: Please do not try to do a somersault while sitting on the potty chair, as it may lead to getting poop on your foot. And there’s no way I’m kissing that foot after you banged it on the side of the potty.

Thanks, Wendy W.!

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10/13/2009 · 2:59 pm

Rule #190

Rule #190: Please sneeze into your elbow. If you do sneeze into your hand do not eat the snot that lands there.

Thanks, Dianne G. and eeeewwwwwwww!

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Tagged as gross, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, rules, school age, sneeze, snot

10/02/2009 · 1:09 pm

Rule #181

Rule #181: Please do not fart in your babysitter’s face. No matter how hilarious you think it is, I can guarantee that she does not agree.

Thanks, Suzi F.!

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Tagged as babysitter, gross, hilarious, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, rules

09/29/2009 · 7:21 am

Rule #178

Rule #178: No screaming when I won’t let you eat raw bacon. Or unpopped popcorn.

This is a combo rule. Thanks, Sherri B. for Part I. And thanks to my own child for Part II.

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Tagged as gross, mean, meanest mommy, mom, ouch, parenting, rules, salmonella, trip to the dentist

09/14/2009 · 6:56 am

Rule #164

Rule #164: Never, EVER use the toilet paper you just wiped your pee with to blow your nose.

Thanks, Leslie K.!

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Tagged as boogers, gross, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, pee, rules, toilet paper

09/09/2009 · 7:19 am

Rule #160

Rule #160: Please do not take that mint out of our mouth and rub it on the dirty bike tire.

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Tagged as bike tire, dirty, gross, mean, meanest mommy, mint, mom, parenting, rules, toddler

09/05/2009 · 7:52 pm

Rule #157

Rule #157: Please do not kiss the dog’s anus.

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Tagged as anus, Are you kidding me?, dog, gross, kiss, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, rules

08/10/2009 · 9:54 am

Rule #140

Rule #140: You may not push elevator buttons with your tongue. It makes Mommy throw up a little in her mouth.

Thanks, Heather S.!

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Tagged as barf, elevator, gross, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, rules