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Rule #104
Rule #104: Don’t draw on your penis.
Thanks, Lauren C. And thanks for not sending us a picture! 😉
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #103
Rule #103: Sometimes, the kids figure out the rules all by themselves. Wendy’s 3.5 year old, declared this rule after building a “mountain” of pillows and blankets on top of the couch…
“Mountains are only for kids to climb on. They’re dangerous for grownups…
Wahhh –I crashed to the ground…. Ow!
Apparently mountains are dangerous for kids, too!”
Thanks, Wendy W.!
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #102
Rule #102: No, you may not have ice cream and a rice krispie treat for breakfast.
Filed under SR
Rule #101
Rule #101: When Mommy is cleaning up the mess from you climbing up on the counter and spilling the container of peaches with heavy syrup on the floor, that is not the best time to dump the whole container of dominoes on Mommy’s head. Not your smartest move, kid.
Filed under GC
Rule #100
Rule #100: When Mommy is changing squirmy toddler’s diaper and the 4 yr old is SCREAMING about inside out socks, no begging for hot chocolate.
This is the rule that started it all, so I saved it for #100. Enjoy! 🙂
Filed under OA
Rule #99
Rule #99: Do not attempt to stab Mommy with her own knitting needles. (Or anyone else’s knitting needles for that matter.)
Thanks, Abby G.!
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #98
Rule #98: Please do not pull Mommy’s hair while we are posing for the family picture.
Filed under GC
Rule #97
Rule #97: Please children, DO NOT use the chapstick that’s on display in the cashier lanes at Wal-Mart.
Thanks, Kelly S.!
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #96
Rule #96: Mommy doesn’t feel sorry for you for getting scratched by the cat after she warned you to leave him alone or he will scratch you.
Thanks, Gretchen H.
Filed under Guest rules
Rules by the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World 