Tag Archives: meanest mommy
Rule #299
Rule #299: No, you may not try to set your recently-separated mother up on a date with the much younger door-to-door vaccuum salesperson. And no, you cannot invite him to stay for dinner!
Thanks, Terese R.!
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #298
Rule #298: You may not coat the cat in applesauce or any other food.
Thanks, Melissa T.!
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #297
Rule #297: Please stop screaming “Mommy! My PEE-NUTS hurts!” in public, especially church.
Thanks Nancy S.!
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #295
Rule #295: Do not expect me to feel sorry for you when there is “nothing to do” in your timeout. That’s the point, kid!
Filed under OA
Rule #294
Rule #294: No matter how delicious it looks, please don’t lick the dustpan. Again.
Thanks, Adrienne C!
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #293
Rule #293: Yes, I am serious. Just because Mommy uses a wheelchair does not make her a chair for your use everywhere we go.
Thanks, Christen B.!
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #292
Rule #292: When I ask you and your brother to play quietly in the bedroom, I did not mean you should start your own WWF matches and smell each others’ bums.
Thanks, Annamarie A!
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #291
Rule #291: If you choose to play in the mud puddles, you will get a bath afterwards. NO Exceptions!
Thanks, Alisha W!
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #290
Rule #290: Please do not avoid brushing your teeth as a strategy to get them to fall out faster and speed up visits from the Tooth Fairy.
Thanks, Erin O.!
Filed under Guest rules
Rules by the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World 