Tag Archives: meanest mommy
Rule #257
Rule #257: When I give you two reasonable options, answering, “Neither; I hope you die!” is not going to end well for you.
Thanks, Jill J.!
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #256
Rule #256: Cereal found under the couch (or under the pew cushions at church, or your coat pocket, or the bottom of Mommy’s purse . . . fill in the blank) is not an appropriate snack.
Thanks, Andrea B.!
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #255
Rule #255: When at our friend’s house for a playdate, please do not steal her beer and replace it with your sippy cup.
Thanks again, Betsy R!
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #254
Rule #254: When at our friend’s house for a playdate, please do not run upstairs toward the beginning of naptime to tell her 3 yr old that nap time is over and he should come downstairs and play now.
Thanks, but no thanks, Betsy R. 😉
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #253
Rule #253: No throwing your sister’s toothbrush in the garbage. And if there is an eyewitness account of the toothbrush actually jumping off the counter, rolling across the floor, and launching itself into the garbage can all by itself, please must tell Mommy immediately so she can sell the story for $1,000,000.
Thanks, Lara L.!
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #251
Rule #251: When I ask you to keep an eye on your sister, please do not smear brownie batter on her head.
Thanks, Melissa M.!
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #250
Rule #250: If you make so much noise that you wake the baby, please do not ask me to turn up the tv so you can hear over his screaming.
Thanks, Sara G.!
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #249
Rule #249: Mommy is not a jungle gym. Especially when she is 8 months pregnant.
Thanks, Whitney H.!
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #248
Rule #248: Changing the toilet paper roll in the bathroom is not a magic trick that only Mommy knows how to do. Believe it or not, this skill can be learned by most humans over the age of four.
Filed under OA, Rules for the grown-ups, SR
Rules by the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World 