Tag Archives: meanest mommy
Rule #226
Rule #226: Please do not ask for a snack as soon as your feet hit the floor when dinner is over.
Thanks, Tanya S.!
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #224
Rule #224: I appreciate the warning that my shoes are wet. But I’d appreciate it even more if you didn’t pee in them.
Thanks, Jessica BB!
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #222
Rule #222: When Mommy is in the shower for 3 whole minutes, you may not:
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Try to push the dog in there too
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Flush the toilet multiple times
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Throw her towel in there with her
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Climb on the counter to get a snack
Filed under GC
Rule #221
Rule #221: No wiping chocolate all over your legs. It looks like poop, and the people in the store where I cleaned you up were not impressed.
Thanks, Becca W.!
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #220
Rule #220: I appreciate you thinking that I look good and have a nice haircut, but that’s no reason for me to get out of bed and get your breakfast when Daddy is already standing in the kitchen.
Filed under SR
Rule #219
Rule #219: As cute as I think your little bum is, you do not need to insist I take a picture of it every time I get the camera out.
Thanks, Melissa S.!
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #218
Rule #218: Once you have peed in the little potty in your room, you may no longer use it to as a receptacle for your mega blocks.
Thanks, Tisa J.!
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #217
Rule #217: Please so not shave a bald spot into your head with your dad’s razor. Seriously, ouch!
Thanks to Abby G. who has also made a rule for her husband about how sharp objects need to be put in a higher place away from the toddler.
Filed under Guest rules
Rules by the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World 