Rule #103: Sometimes, the kids figure out the rules all by themselves. Wendy’s 3.5 year old, declared this rule after building a “mountain” of pillows and blankets on top of the couch…
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Rule #103
“Mountains are only for kids to climb on. They’re dangerous for grownups…
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Rule #102
Rule #102: No, you may not have ice cream and a rice krispie treat for breakfast.
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Rule #101
Rule #101: When Mommy is cleaning up the mess from you climbing up on the counter and spilling the container of peaches with heavy syrup on the floor, that is not the best time to dump the whole container of dominoes on Mommy’s head. Not your smartest move, kid.
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Rule #100
Rule #100: When Mommy is changing squirmy toddler’s diaper and the 4 yr old is SCREAMING about inside out socks, no begging for hot chocolate.
This is the rule that started it all, so I saved it for #100. Enjoy! 🙂
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Rule #99
Rule #99: Do not attempt to stab Mommy with her own knitting needles. (Or anyone else’s knitting needles for that matter.)
Thanks, Abby G.!
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Rule #98
Rule #98: Please do not pull Mommy’s hair while we are posing for the family picture.
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Rule #97
Rule #97: Please children, DO NOT use the chapstick that’s on display in the cashier lanes at Wal-Mart.
Thanks, Kelly S.!
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Rule #96
Rule #96: Mommy doesn’t feel sorry for you for getting scratched by the cat after she warned you to leave him alone or he will scratch you.
Thanks, Gretchen H.
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Rule #95
Rule #95: You should not expect your friend to prove her love for you by asking her to be mean to your brothers.
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Rule #94
Rule #94: If you get grounded, I can and WILL post messages to your Facebook wall telling your friends all about it.
Thanks to Jessica T. for the rule and the actual Facebook post. Man, you are mean! 😉
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