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Rule #39
Rule #39: Please do not eat guinea pig food.
Thanks to Lili R. for the inspiration for this rule. 🙂
Rule #38
Rule #38: If a person leaves their coat in the middle of the kitchen floor, they should not freak out if someone steps on it.
Filed under OA
Rule #37
Rule #37: Cornstarch is not a toy!
Thanks, Tanya S. for another entertaining guest rule!
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #36
Rule #36: No matter how many times you say it, I will not be convinced that the lyrics are actually “Eenie Miny Mo! Catch a tiny ho!”
Filed under SR
Rule #35
Rule #35: We do not put foam letters in our brother’s bottom.
Thanks, Laura H.! Laura also mentions that although her children are now 16 & 13 and bathe alone these days, they still remember this rule from a decade ago.
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #34
Rule #34: Mommy does not like it when you get loose from her and run as fast as you can toward the men’s restroom at McDonald’s. (Thank goodness, you’re not strong enough to open that door!)
Filed under GC
Rule #33
Rule #33: Please do not decorate Mommy & Daddy’s wedding picture with markers. Or at least don’t write the word “Fart” on it.
Thanks, Kelly S! Guest rules are even funnier with pictures.
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #32
Rule #32: Trying to make you put your shoes & coat on when we leave the playdate does not need to resemble a WWF Smackdown. (And what’s the point anyway? You know Mommy always wins.)
Rule #31
Rule #31: I don’t care how pretty the glittery easter egg is. Next time, please peel it before you attempt to eat it.
Thanks to Renee C. for the guest rule. What in the world are you feeding your kid for breakfast? 😉
Filed under Guest rules
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