Tag Archives: rules

04/06/2011 · 10:46 am

Rule #437

Rule #437: No, no I will not give it back. Confiscated boogers are non-returnable.

Thanks, Robyn H.

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Tagged as boogers, gross, mean mom, meanest mommy, parenting, rules

04/04/2011 · 10:35 am

Rule #436

Rule #436: Do not feed cheese to the fish.

Thanks, Amy S.

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03/31/2011 · 7:44 am

Rule #435

Rule #435: Please do not eat the peaches (or any other food, really) once they have fallen off your fork and landed on your penis.

Thanks, Melissa M.

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Tagged as Do we live in a nudist colony?, mean mom, meanest mommy, parenting, penis, rules, table manners

03/30/2011 · 7:26 am

Rule #434

Rule #434: Mommy does not give time-outs to your siblings for looking at your breakfast.

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Tagged as mean mom, meanest mommy, morning rush, parenting, preschooler, ridiculous, rules, time-out

03/21/2011 · 7:32 am

Rule #433

Rule #433: Please do not tell the waitress, “If you want to take me home, I’m available.” You’re 6, and she’s 27. I’m pretty sure it won’t work out between you two….

Thanks, Beth T.

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03/17/2011 · 8:54 am

Rule #432

Rule #432: You are not allowed to yell “Don’t beat me!” in the check-out line at Wal-Mart. Again. I know you mean that I’m unloading the cart faster than you; the check-out lady does not.

Thanks, Kelly S.

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Tagged as Are you kidding me?, Don't call social services, embarrassing, mean mom, meanest mommy, parenting, rules, Wal-Mart

03/16/2011 · 8:59 am

Rule #431

Rule #431: Thank you for helping by feeding your sister breakfast, but pouring an entire box of Rice Krispies into her crib is not ok!

Thanks, Amy E.

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Tagged as breakfast, mean mom, meanest mommy, messy, parenting, rules, Snap Crackle Pop

03/15/2011 · 8:11 am

Rule #430

Rule #430: You may not lick the utensils at Pizza Buffet after using them.

Thanks, Michelle B.

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03/14/2011 · 5:29 pm

Rule #429

Rule #429:

Part I – Toilet lid goes UP when you pee and DOWN when you’re done.

Part II – It is NOT OK to tell Mommy that it’s no big deal if you forgot because her BUTT is too big to fall into the potty.

Thanks, Robyn H.

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Tagged as Are you kidding me?, bathroom etiquette, lid, mean mom, meanest mommy, parenting, potty, preschooler, rules

03/09/2011 · 7:36 am

Rule #428

Rule #428: You are not a cat, a dog, or an overheated kangaroo. Stop licking your arms.

Thanks, Melissa T.

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Tagged as cat, dog, licking, mean mom, meanest mommy, overheated kangaroo, parenting, rules, toddler