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04/23/2010 · 6:00 am

Rule #307

Rule #307: When you run towards Mommy, who is sitting on the couch, trip, fall, and hit your head on her hand, please do not repeatedly tell Daddy that Mommy HIT you.

Thanks, Natalie W.!

Rule #306

Rule #306: If you are not careful with your milk, markers, and trips to the bathroom, we actually WILL run out of clean clothes.

Thanks, Carrie HW!

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04/20/2010 · 6:00 am

Rule #305

Rule #305: If a toy goes into the dog’s butt, then it goes in the garbage.

Thanks, Jodi S.!

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04/17/2010 · 6:00 am

Rule #303

Rule #303: I will not buy you goldfish crackers after you have thrown them at my head at the store.

Thanks, Jill G.!

Rule #302

Rule #302: On Mommy’s birthday, you are required to take a nap. A long nap is even better.

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04/14/2010 · 6:00 am

Rule #301

Rule #301: I know I said that you could ask me anything, but I wasn’t prepared for questions such as, “Is urine flammable?” and “What did they do with the dog’s nuts after they neutered him?”

Thanks, Kristin W.!

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04/13/2010 · 7:18 am

Rule #300

Rule #300: While I appreciate that you like to collect things, you will need to wash all the boogers off the wall by your bed.

Thanks, Jessica BB!

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04/12/2010 · 7:30 am

Rule #299

Rule #299: No, you may not try to set your recently-separated mother up on a date with the much younger door-to-door vaccuum salesperson. And no, you cannot invite him to stay for dinner!

Thanks, Terese R.!

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04/09/2010 · 7:22 am

Rule #298

Rule #298: You may not coat the cat in applesauce or any other food.

Thanks, Melissa T.!

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Tagged as applesauce, bathe cats, cat, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, rules

04/08/2010 · 7:39 am

Tag Archives: rules

Rule #307

Rule #307: When you run towards Mommy, who is sitting on the couch, trip, fall, and hit your head on her hand, please do not repeatedly tell Daddy that Mommy HIT you.

Thanks, Natalie W.!

Rule #306

Rule #306: If you are not careful with your milk, markers, and trips to the bathroom, we actually WILL run out of clean clothes.

Thanks, Carrie HW!

Rule #305

Rule #305: If a toy goes into the dog’s butt, then it goes in the garbage.

Thanks, Jodi S.!

Rule #303

Rule #303: I will not buy you goldfish crackers after you have thrown them at my head at the store.

Thanks, Jill G.!

Rule #302

Rule #302: On Mommy’s birthday, you are required to take a nap. A long nap is even better.

Rule #301

Rule #301: I know I said that you could ask me anything, but I wasn’t prepared for questions such as, “Is urine flammable?” and “What did they do with the dog’s nuts after they neutered him?”

Thanks, Kristin W.!

Rule #300

Rule #300: While I appreciate that you like to collect things, you will need to wash all the boogers off the wall by your bed.

Thanks, Jessica BB!

Rule #299

Rule #299: No, you may not try to set your recently-separated mother up on a date with the much younger door-to-door vaccuum salesperson. And no, you cannot invite him to stay for dinner!

Thanks, Terese R.!

Rule #298

Rule #298: You may not coat the cat in applesauce or any other food.

Thanks, Melissa T.!

Rule #297

Rule #297: Please stop screaming “Mommy! My PEE-NUTS hurts!” in public, especially church.

Thanks Nancy S.!

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Rule #307: When you run towards Mommy, who is sitting on the couch, trip, fall, and hit your head on her hand, please do not repeatedly tell Daddy that Mommy HIT you.

Thanks, Natalie W.!

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Rule #306: If you are not careful with your milk, markers, and trips to the bathroom, we actually WILL run out of clean clothes.

Thanks, Carrie HW!

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Rule #305: If a toy goes into the dog’s butt, then it goes in the garbage.

Thanks, Jodi S.!

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Rule #303: I will not buy you goldfish crackers after you have thrown them at my head at the store.

Thanks, Jill G.!

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Rule #302: On Mommy’s birthday, you are required to take a nap. A long nap is even better.

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Rule #301: I know I said that you could ask me anything, but I wasn’t prepared for questions such as, “Is urine flammable?” and “What did they do with the dog’s nuts after they neutered him?”

Thanks, Kristin W.!

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Rule #300: While I appreciate that you like to collect things, you will need to wash all the boogers off the wall by your bed.

Thanks, Jessica BB!

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Rule #299: No, you may not try to set your recently-separated mother up on a date with the much younger door-to-door vaccuum salesperson. And no, you cannot invite him to stay for dinner!

Thanks, Terese R.!

Share this:

Rule #298: You may not coat the cat in applesauce or any other food.

Thanks, Melissa T.!

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Rule #297: Please stop screaming “Mommy! My PEE-NUTS hurts!” in public, especially church.

Thanks Nancy S.!

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