Tag Archives: rules

04/06/2010 · 6:00 am

Rule #295

Rule #295: Do not expect me to feel sorry for you when there is “nothing to do” in your timeout. That’s the point, kid!

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Tagged as Are you kidding me?, I'm bored, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, rules, school age, timeout

04/05/2010 · 7:39 am

Rule #294

Rule #294: No matter how delicious it looks, please don’t lick the dustpan. Again.

Thanks, Adrienne C!

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Tagged as dustpan, gross, lick, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, rules

04/03/2010 · 8:22 am

Rule #293

Rule #293: Yes, I am serious. Just because Mommy uses a wheelchair does not make her a chair for your use everywhere we go.

Thanks, Christen B.!

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Tagged as chair, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, rules, wheelchair

04/02/2010 · 7:14 am

Rule #292

Rule #292: When I ask you and your brother to play quietly in the bedroom, I did not mean you should start your own WWF matches and smell each others’ bums.

Thanks, Annamarie A!

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Tagged as bottom, bum, gross, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, rules, smell, wrestling, WWF

04/01/2010 · 6:00 am

Rule #291

Rule #291: If you choose to play in the mud puddles, you will get a bath afterwards. NO Exceptions!

Thanks, Alisha W!

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Tagged as bath, dirty, mean, meanest mommy, mom, mud, mud puddle, parenting, rules, toddler

03/31/2010 · 8:45 am

Rule #290

Rule #290: Please do not avoid brushing your teeth as a strategy to get them to fall out faster and speed up visits from the Tooth Fairy.

Thanks, Erin O.!

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Tagged as brush teeth, cavities, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, rules, Tooth Fairy

03/30/2010 · 7:30 am

Rule #289

Rule #289: I am so glad that you are confident in yourself, but it’s ok if the kitty wanders into the bathroom. I promise that the size of your penis will not scare the kitty if she accidentally sees it.

Thanks, Robyn H.

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Tagged as bathroom, high self-esteem, kitty, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, private parts, rules, self-confidence

03/29/2010 · 6:00 am

Rule #288

Rule #288: Thanks for your help, but you may not use your toothbrush to scrub the toilet.

Thanks, Jenny E.!

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Tagged as gross, helping, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, rules, toilet, toothbrush

03/27/2010 · 8:41 am

Rule #287

Rule #287: Do not talk loudly about Mommy’s hiney while she’s trying on swimsuits. The other ladies don’t want to hear it (and neither does Mommy).

Thanks, Megan K.!

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Tagged as bottom, dressing room, hiney, loud, mean, meanest mommy, mommy, parenting, rules, swimsuit

03/25/2010 · 2:18 pm

Rule #285

Rule #285: When we have houseguests, you must wear at least underwear when running from the shower to your room. Also, please do not scream “NAKED!” to announce you are streaking through the living room.

Thanks, Jill J.!

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Tagged as company, guests, living room, mean, meanest mommy, mom, naked, parenting, rules, streaking, under