Rule #58: No screaming “I peed a chicken” in public places (unless of course, you actually do pee a chicken).
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Rule #57
Rule #57: You may not eat the candy that you find on the ground at the park. And when Mommy says, “SPIT IT OUT!” you are expected to obey & not just chew faster.
Thanks, Renee C.!
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #56
Rule #56: Maybe you should get to know the electrician a little bit better before screaming, “I love you, Chad!!!!” over and over when he walks in the door.
Rule #55
Rule #55: 9 yr olds should not wear makeup to school. Especially on picture day.
(Mom approaches wielding a wet washcloth; much whining ensues…)
Filed under OA
Rule #53
Rule #53 (not really a rule; just something crazy I found myself saying today):
No, there are no pits in the brownies.
OMG, my kid thinks that brownies are a type of fruit or vegetable! Sigh.
Filed under SR
Rule #51
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This is for climbing…
And so is this…
But this is not…
And OMG, GET DOWN FROM THERE!!!!
Thanks to Whitney M. for the rule idea & for sharing her climbing baby picture.
Filed under GC, Guest rules
Rule #50
Rule #50: All Mommy wants for her birthday is…
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Long afternoon naps for the children
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All the loud toys to run out of batteries
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Lunch with my friends somewhere other than the McDonald’s Playplace
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No whining
Rules by the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World 