Category Archives: Guest rules
Rule #51
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This is for climbing…
And so is this…
But this is not…
And OMG, GET DOWN FROM THERE!!!!
Thanks to Whitney M. for the rule idea & for sharing her climbing baby picture.
Filed under GC, Guest rules
Rule #48
Rule #48 (for the spouse): It is unrealistic to give your kid a giant basket full of candy at 6am on Easter morning and expect him not to want any of it until “snack time.”
Thanks to Carrie for authoring this rule and Corey for creating the need for it.
Filed under Guest rules, Rules for the grown-ups
Rule #44
Rule #44: When everyone else at church is completely silent, please do not ask “Is church done now? Is Church Done Now? IS CHURCH DONE NOW?!?!” The more times you ask this, the longer church seems to last.
Thanks, to Jenni F. from Ames, IA.
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #42
Rule #42: It is not necessary to text your parents when they are out to dinner with friends to ask what to do with the leftover Easter grass.
Thanks, Tracie A.!
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #37
Rule #37: Cornstarch is not a toy!
Thanks, Tanya S. for another entertaining guest rule!
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #35
Rule #35: We do not put foam letters in our brother’s bottom.
Thanks, Laura H.! Laura also mentions that although her children are now 16 & 13 and bathe alone these days, they still remember this rule from a decade ago.
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #33
Rule #33: Please do not decorate Mommy & Daddy’s wedding picture with markers. Or at least don’t write the word “Fart” on it.
Thanks, Kelly S! Guest rules are even funnier with pictures.
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #31
Rule #31: I don’t care how pretty the glittery easter egg is. Next time, please peel it before you attempt to eat it.
Thanks to Renee C. for the guest rule. What in the world are you feeding your kid for breakfast? 😉
Filed under Guest rules
Rules by the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World 