Category Archives: SR

Rule #148

Rule #148: No, you may not come into the bathroom when I am taking a shower to see if I want to pet that stupid tiny plastic dog.


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Rule #143

Rule #143:  Please do not use the dog as a track and field hurdle.


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Rule #135

Rule #135:  I know you miss your friends from school during break, but please stop screaming, “I LOVE YOU, NICHOLAS!!! I LOVE YOU!!!” across the restaurant.


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Rule #133

Rule #133:  When Mommy says, “Don’t pour the salt on the table!!!!” she does not mean to go ahead pour it on the floor.


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Rule #128

Rule #128:  Those are chopsticks, not nosepickers.


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Rule #126

Rule #126:  Just because the other kid is laughing doesn’t mean it’s a good idea.


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Rule #124

Rule #124:  No throwing a fit because I didn’t pack your long-sleeve spider shirt for our summer vacation.


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Rule #122

Rule #122:  Things you should not do at the Beckley Exhibition Coal Mine:

  • Stick your feet out of the train to rub them against the coal walls

  • Kick the boy next to you

  • Kiss the stranger sitting behind you

  • Scream, “Can we go home now!?!” while the tour guide is talking


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Rule #121

Rule #121:  Please do not lick the inside of the glass cooler door at Quik Trip.


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Rule #117

Rule #117:  No screaming & whining when Mommy accidentally sings Tyrone’s lyrics instead of Uniqua’s lyrics. This shouldn’t be that big of a deal.




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