Category Archives: SR
Rule #135
Rule #135: I know you miss your friends from school during break, but please stop screaming, “I LOVE YOU, NICHOLAS!!! I LOVE YOU!!!” across the restaurant.
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Rule #133
Rule #133: When Mommy says, “Don’t pour the salt on the table!!!!” she does not mean to go ahead pour it on the floor.
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Rule #126
Rule #126: Just because the other kid is laughing doesn’t mean it’s a good idea.
Rule #124
Rule #124: No throwing a fit because I didn’t pack your long-sleeve spider shirt for our summer vacation.
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Rule #122
Rule #122: Things you should not do at the Beckley Exhibition Coal Mine:
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Stick your feet out of the train to rub them against the coal walls
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Kick the boy next to you
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Kiss the stranger sitting behind you
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Scream, “Can we go home now!?!” while the tour guide is talking
Rule #121
Rule #121: Please do not lick the inside of the glass cooler door at Quik Trip.
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