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02/18/2010 · 12:05 pm

Rule #256

Rule #256: Cereal found under the couch (or under the pew cushions at church, or your coat pocket, or the bottom of Mommy’s purse . . . fill in the blank) is not an appropriate snack.

Thanks, Andrea B.!

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02/06/2010 · 4:20 pm

Rule #252

Rule #252: If you’ve been up for half the night barfing, you may not have pepperoni and orange juice for breakfast.

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01/08/2010 · 9:23 am

Rule #241

Rule #241: Please do not feed our child ravioli (or any Chef Boyardee equivalent) when he has been vomitting profusely.

Sometimes you gotta have rules for the grown-ups too. Thanks, Steph SM!

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12/28/2009 · 8:32 am

Rule #237

Rule #237: Your effort to avoid puking on the clean sheets is admirable. Next time, try also not to puke over the side of the bed onto your sister’s upturned, smiling face.

Thanks, Sarah R.!

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12/27/2009 · 12:32 pm

Rule #236

Rule #236: I know how fun it is to play Bakugans on your brother’s bed, but I still expect you to take a break when you need to go potty rather than peeing off the top bunk onto the floor.

Thanks, Jessica BB!

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12/11/2009 · 2:24 pm

Rule #230

Rule #230: Thank you for wiping the pee from the toilet seat, and thank you for trying to save trees. But you may not wipe the seat first and then yourself with the same piece of toilet paper. Especially at Wal-Mart.

Thanks, Stacie K.!

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11/17/2009 · 11:37 am

Rule #215

Rule #215: Please do not eat anything off the bottom of your shoe, even if you think it could be candy. And no, I do not want to wipe off your tongue after you eat the “candy” that tastes like mud.

Thanks, Kelly M.!

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11/13/2009 · 11:30 am

Rule #212

Rule #212: Child, do not pour caramel on your cheeseburger. When you are done I am going to eat the food left behind, and I don’t like caramel-cheeseburgers.

Thanks, Sherri B.!

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11/08/2009 · 10:49 am

Rule #208

Rule #208: No, you may not save the cardboard diorama that you barfed in. (But if you beg and cry enough, Mom might take pity on you and take pictures of it so you can recreate it later.)

And no, I’m not posting the pictures.

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11/06/2009 · 5:58 pm

Rule #207

Rule #207: Please do not use Mommy’s blush brush to clean the toilet.

Thanks, Wendy E.!

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Tag Archives: gross

Rule #256

Rule #256: Cereal found under the couch (or under the pew cushions at church, or your coat pocket, or the bottom of Mommy’s purse . . . fill in the blank) is not an appropriate snack.

Thanks, Andrea B.!

Rule #252

Rule #252: If you’ve been up for half the night barfing, you may not have pepperoni and orange juice for breakfast.

Rule #241

Rule #241: Please do not feed our child ravioli (or any Chef Boyardee equivalent) when he has been vomitting profusely.

Sometimes you gotta have rules for the grown-ups too. Thanks, Steph SM!

Rule #237

Rule #237: Your effort to avoid puking on the clean sheets is admirable. Next time, try also not to puke over the side of the bed onto your sister’s upturned, smiling face.

Thanks, Sarah R.!

Rule #236

Rule #236: I know how fun it is to play Bakugans on your brother’s bed, but I still expect you to take a break when you need to go potty rather than peeing off the top bunk onto the floor.

Thanks, Jessica BB!

Rule #230

Rule #230: Thank you for wiping the pee from the toilet seat, and thank you for trying to save trees. But you may not wipe the seat first and then yourself with the same piece of toilet paper. Especially at Wal-Mart.

Thanks, Stacie K.!

Rule #215

Rule #215: Please do not eat anything off the bottom of your shoe, even if you think it could be candy. And no, I do not want to wipe off your tongue after you eat the “candy” that tastes like mud.

Thanks, Kelly M.!

Rule #208

Rule #208: No, you may not save the cardboard diorama that you barfed in. (But if you beg and cry enough, Mom might take pity on you and take pictures of it so you can recreate it later.)

And no, I’m not posting the pictures.

Rule #207

Rule #207: Please do not use Mommy’s blush brush to clean the toilet.

Thanks, Wendy E.!

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Rule #256: Cereal found under the couch (or under the pew cushions at church, or your coat pocket, or the bottom of Mommy’s purse . . . fill in the blank) is not an appropriate snack.

Thanks, Andrea B.!

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Rule #252: If you’ve been up for half the night barfing, you may not have pepperoni and orange juice for breakfast.

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Rule #241: Please do not feed our child ravioli (or any Chef Boyardee equivalent) when he has been vomitting profusely.

Sometimes you gotta have rules for the grown-ups too. Thanks, Steph SM!

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Rule #237: Your effort to avoid puking on the clean sheets is admirable. Next time, try also not to puke over the side of the bed onto your sister’s upturned, smiling face.

Thanks, Sarah R.!

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Rule #236: I know how fun it is to play Bakugans on your brother’s bed, but I still expect you to take a break when you need to go potty rather than peeing off the top bunk onto the floor.

Thanks, Jessica BB!

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Rule #230: Thank you for wiping the pee from the toilet seat, and thank you for trying to save trees. But you may not wipe the seat first and then yourself with the same piece of toilet paper. Especially at Wal-Mart.

Thanks, Stacie K.!

Share this:

Rule #215: Please do not eat anything off the bottom of your shoe, even if you think it could be candy. And no, I do not want to wipe off your tongue after you eat the “candy” that tastes like mud.

Thanks, Kelly M.!

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Rule #212: Child, do not pour caramel on your cheeseburger. When you are done I am going to eat the food left behind, and I don’t like caramel-cheeseburgers.

Thanks, Sherri B.!

Share this:

Rule #208: No, you may not save the cardboard diorama that you barfed in. (But if you beg and cry enough, Mom might take pity on you and take pictures of it so you can recreate it later.)

And no, I’m not posting the pictures.

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Rule #207: Please do not use Mommy’s blush brush to clean the toilet.

Thanks, Wendy E.!

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