Tag Archives: mean
Rule #227
Rule #227: It is extremely important that you stop peeing before you shake.
Thanks, Kim J. who had to make this rule for her son who is currently potty training. Meanest Mommy can relate.
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #226
Rule #226: Please do not ask for a snack as soon as your feet hit the floor when dinner is over.
Thanks, Tanya S.!
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #225
Rule #225: Once you have said “Mommy” (or any version of “Mommy”) 50,000 times in one day, please just stop talking.
If Lois were a real person, I’m fairly certain she would have submitted this rule.
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #224
Rule #224: I appreciate the warning that my shoes are wet. But I’d appreciate it even more if you didn’t pee in them.
Thanks, Jessica BB!
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #222
Rule #222: When Mommy is in the shower for 3 whole minutes, you may not:
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Try to push the dog in there too
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Flush the toilet multiple times
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Throw her towel in there with her
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Climb on the counter to get a snack
Filed under GC
Rule #221
Rule #221: No wiping chocolate all over your legs. It looks like poop, and the people in the store where I cleaned you up were not impressed.
Thanks, Becca W.!
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #220
Rule #220: I appreciate you thinking that I look good and have a nice haircut, but that’s no reason for me to get out of bed and get your breakfast when Daddy is already standing in the kitchen.
Filed under SR
Rule #219
Rule #219: As cute as I think your little bum is, you do not need to insist I take a picture of it every time I get the camera out.
Thanks, Melissa S.!
Filed under Guest rules
Rules by the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World 