Tag Archives: mean

09/18/2009 · 8:20 am

Rule #168

Rule #168: No, you may NOT ride the bike if you pull your brother off of it and declare him a bad rider.

Thanks, Jessica BB!

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Tagged as bike, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, rules, uncool

09/17/2009 · 7:52 am

Rule #167

Rule #167: No, you may not dance an Irish jig on the narrow sidewalk that is flanked with oncoming traffic.

Thanks, Christie CC!

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Tagged as dance, danger, jig, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, rules, traffic

09/16/2009 · 7:01 am

Rule #166

Rule #166: When Mommy reminded you to bring your leftover cold lunch home from school, she meant the uneaten food and the lunch box. She did not mean that half full juice box which is now all over your backpack, your take-home folder, your library book, and the van.

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Tagged as cold lunch, juice, juice box, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, rules, school age, sticky

09/15/2009 · 7:03 am

Rule #165

Rule #165: It is really not polite to run over to a stranger’s table at McDonald’s and drink their beverage.

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09/14/2009 · 6:56 am

Rule #164

Rule #164: Never, EVER use the toilet paper you just wiped your pee with to blow your nose.

Thanks, Leslie K.!

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Tagged as boogers, gross, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, pee, rules, toilet paper

09/11/2009 · 1:40 pm

Rule #162

Rule #162: When you have come home sick from school, you may not:

Go to your friend’s house to play when she gets home .
Go to soccer practice.
Have cake for lunch.

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Tagged as Are you kidding me?, cake, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, playdate, rules, school age, sick, soccer

09/10/2009 · 1:56 pm

Rule #161

Rule #161: Informing me that peanut butter is disgusting 5 minutes before we leave for school will not prompt me to make you a new lunch. Perhaps you should have made your own lunch instead of watching Camp Rock for the 1,000th time.

Thanks, MaryAnn. But MOM!!! I have to watch Camp Rock again because it like rocks!

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Tagged as Are you kidding me?, camp rock, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, peanut butter, repetitive, rules, school age, we rock

09/09/2009 · 7:19 am

Rule #160

Rule #160: Please do not take that mint out of our mouth and rub it on the dirty bike tire.

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Tagged as bike tire, dirty, gross, mean, meanest mommy, mint, mom, parenting, rules, toddler

09/08/2009 · 10:50 am

Rule #159

Rule #159: Grabbing that French fry back from your brother does not constitute “sharing.”

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Tagged as french fry, grab, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, rules, school age, share

09/07/2009 · 9:19 am

Rule #158

Rule #158: If you are trying to subtly wipe up grape Gatorade on tan carpet, you may want to use something other than a dark green napkin.

Thanks, Karin! Did the stains come out okay? And you at least have to give him credit for trying. My kids probably would have moved a toy over top of it and called it good.

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Tagged as carpet, gatorade, grape, mean, meanest mommy, messy, mom, napkin, parenting, rules, stain