Tag Archives: mean
Rule #156
Rule #156: Please do not put your sister’s hearing aids in your nose. Just because they make her hear better, does not mean that they will make you smell better.
Thanks, Stacie K.!
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #155
Rule #155: Please do not jump, bounce, or climb on me while the dental hygienist has sharp instruments in my mouth.
Thanks, Tanya S. And I hope you’re back to eating solid foods again. 😉
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #154
Rule #154: Revealing the location of the popsicles is not the same thing as giving you permssion to eat a bunch of them right before dinner.
Rule #153
Rule #153: It is not (nor will it ever be) okay to give the kittens a bath in the toilet.
Thanks, Sabbath! And I hope your kittens are okay. 😉
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #152
Rule #152: Please get ready after this game on Mario Kart. And when I say “after this game,” I mean next time there’s a short break. I do not care that you define “a game” as 4 races with 3 laps in each race. Or you can just PUSH PAUSE already!
Filed under OA
Rule #151
Rule #151 (for those in business suits at Qdoba): If I were you, I wouldn’t sit at the table behind my toddler. There’s a good chance he will rub quesadilla on your nice suit.
Filed under GC, Rules for the grown-ups
Rule #150
Rule #150: No, you may not play Mario Kart until it’s time to go to school. It’s probably a good idea to get dressed and eat breakfast first.
Rule #149
Rule #149: Flinging yogurt on the floor will cause a ban on all yogurt products and earn you a one way ticket to your room.
Thanks to Julie who has the distinct honor of being “the worst mommy ever” to her kids.
Filed under Guest rules
Rules by the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World 