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03/04/2010 · 6:00 am

Rule #268

Rule #268:  You many not pull the dog’s teeth with your Handy Manny pliers.  He needs them to eat.  And by the way, the tooth fairy CAN tell the difference between dog teeth and your teeth.


Thanks, Amy W. (the Meanest Mommy of a 4 year old desperate for a visit from the Tooth Fairy and the owner of a dog who gets a nervous tic when shown the Handy Manny tools)!!


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03/03/2010 · 8:12 am

Rule #267

Rule #267:  Please do not discuss comparative gender anatomy with strangers.  Most especially, do not speculate on the size of the hotel clerk’s nipples in comparison to Daddy’s.


Thanks, Joseph E-H!


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03/02/2010 · 6:00 am

Rule #266

Rule #266:  When we are in a crowded restaurant and I am ready to leave, you are not allowed to say “Just a sec” because without thinking, I will loudly reply, “I’m not giving you any more secs!” and that will be very awkward for me.


Thanks, Jodi P.!


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03/01/2010 · 11:14 am

Rule #265

Rule #265: When you choose a treat at the store, you can not turn around and ask me for a different treat because you changed your mind, AFTER you already ate the first treat you chose.


Thanks, Katie A.!


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02/28/2010 · 6:00 am

Rule #264

Rule #264:  I know how much you like your new iPod, but that is no reason to video record every minute of our lives, including Mommy coming out of the bathroom in a towel.


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02/27/2010 · 8:22 am

Rule #263

Rule #263:  When I allow you to pee standing up like Daddy, it is not okay to poop at the same time.


Thanks, Irma C.!


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02/26/2010 · 8:30 am

Rule #262

Rule #262:  The green things in your nose are not peas.


Thanks, Sara G.!


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02/25/2010 · 8:36 am

Rule #261

Rule #261:  Please refrain from throwing Legos or Matchbox Cars at Mommy while she is driving.  And if a police officer pulls her over for accidentally running a stop sign while trying to avoid being hit in the head with these items, please do not scream at the officer to save you and get you away from the mean woman who is not your mother.  Mommy does not appreciate that.


Thanks, Mariel B.! 


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02/24/2010 · 8:52 am

Rule #260

Rule #260: Mommy is always right. But if you manage to find documented proof that what she said is not correct… Mommy was just testing you.


Thanks, Beth T.!


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02/23/2010 · 8:34 am

Rule #259

Rule #259: It is not necessary to write your name on your bed sheet. We know it is yours.


Thanks, Jennifer Z.!


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