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11/18/2009 · 8:33 am

Rule #216

Rule #216: When I am at the most exciting part of the novel I am reading to you every night at bedtime, please do not stick the dog whisker up my nose to poke my brain.

Thanks, Kristin W.!

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11/17/2009 · 11:37 am

Rule #215

Rule #215: Please do not eat anything off the bottom of your shoe, even if you think it could be candy. And no, I do not want to wipe off your tongue after you eat the “candy” that tastes like mud.

Thanks, Kelly M.!

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11/16/2009 · 11:08 am

Rule #214

Rule #214: Please do not color your baby sister’s face with markers. I promise you it does not make her look like a real cat.

Thanks, Kelly S.!

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11/15/2009 · 10:01 am

Rule #213

Rule #213: No, you may not play the harmonica in the baby’s room while she is taking a nap.

Thanks, Jill K!

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11/13/2009 · 11:30 am

Rule #212

Rule #212: Child, do not pour caramel on your cheeseburger. When you are done I am going to eat the food left behind, and I don’t like caramel-cheeseburgers.

Thanks, Sherri B.!

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11/12/2009 · 10:13 am

Rule #211

Rule #211: If you want scrambled eggs, please just ask. Do not make them on the carpet of your bedroom floor.

Thanks, Christine Z.!

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11/11/2009 · 4:38 pm

Rule #210

Rule #210: Mr. Potato Head pieces go into the holes in Mr. Potato Head, not into the orifices in your own head. And by the way, Mr. Potato Head’s glasses are way too small for you.

Thank you, Kelley P.!

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11/10/2009 · 10:38 am

Rule #209

Rule #209: We do not use the butter knife to scratch our private parts.

Thanks, April H!

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11/08/2009 · 10:49 am

Rule #208

Rule #208: No, you may not save the cardboard diorama that you barfed in. (But if you beg and cry enough, Mom might take pity on you and take pictures of it so you can recreate it later.)

Tag Archives: meanest mommy

Rule #216

Rule #216: When I am at the most exciting part of the novel I am reading to you every night at bedtime, please do not stick the dog whisker up my nose to poke my brain.

Thanks, Kristin W.!

Rule #215

Rule #215: Please do not eat anything off the bottom of your shoe, even if you think it could be candy. And no, I do not want to wipe off your tongue after you eat the “candy” that tastes like mud.

Thanks, Kelly M.!

Rule #214

Rule #214: Please do not color your baby sister’s face with markers. I promise you it does not make her look like a real cat.

Thanks, Kelly S.!

Rule #213

Rule #213: No, you may not play the harmonica in the baby’s room while she is taking a nap.

Thanks, Jill K!

Rule #211

Rule #211: If you want scrambled eggs, please just ask. Do not make them on the carpet of your bedroom floor.

Thanks, Christine Z.!

Rule #210

Rule #210: Mr. Potato Head pieces go into the holes in Mr. Potato Head, not into the orifices in your own head. And by the way, Mr. Potato Head’s glasses are way too small for you.

Thank you, Kelley P.!

Rule #209

Rule #209: We do not use the butter knife to scratch our private parts.

Thanks, April H!

Rule #208

Rule #208: No, you may not save the cardboard diorama that you barfed in. (But if you beg and cry enough, Mom might take pity on you and take pictures of it so you can recreate it later.)

And no, I’m not posting the pictures.

Rule #207

Rule #207: Please do not use Mommy’s blush brush to clean the toilet.

Thanks, Wendy E.!

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Rule #216: When I am at the most exciting part of the novel I am reading to you every night at bedtime, please do not stick the dog whisker up my nose to poke my brain.

Thanks, Kristin W.!

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Rule #215: Please do not eat anything off the bottom of your shoe, even if you think it could be candy. And no, I do not want to wipe off your tongue after you eat the “candy” that tastes like mud.

Thanks, Kelly M.!

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Rule #214: Please do not color your baby sister’s face with markers. I promise you it does not make her look like a real cat.

Thanks, Kelly S.!

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Rule #213: No, you may not play the harmonica in the baby’s room while she is taking a nap.

Thanks, Jill K!

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Rule #212: Child, do not pour caramel on your cheeseburger. When you are done I am going to eat the food left behind, and I don’t like caramel-cheeseburgers.

Thanks, Sherri B.!

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Rule #211: If you want scrambled eggs, please just ask. Do not make them on the carpet of your bedroom floor.

Thanks, Christine Z.!

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Rule #210: Mr. Potato Head pieces go into the holes in Mr. Potato Head, not into the orifices in your own head. And by the way, Mr. Potato Head’s glasses are way too small for you.

Thank you, Kelley P.!

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Rule #209: We do not use the butter knife to scratch our private parts.

Thanks, April H!

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Rule #208: No, you may not save the cardboard diorama that you barfed in. (But if you beg and cry enough, Mom might take pity on you and take pictures of it so you can recreate it later.)

And no, I’m not posting the pictures.

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Rule #207: Please do not use Mommy’s blush brush to clean the toilet.

Thanks, Wendy E.!

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