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10/07/2009 · 7:32 am

Rule #186

Rule #186: Do not pee into the basket of clean laundry.

Thanks, Betsy R.!

3 Comments

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Tagged as Are you kidding me?, laundry, mean, meantest mommy, mom, parenting, pee, rules, toddler

10/06/2009 · 11:51 am

Rule #185

Rule #185: The words, “I’m bored,” may not be uttered the very day that Daddy & I finish building that huge brand new playset in our backyard.

Thanks, Jennifer F.!

1 Comment

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Tagged as annoying, I'm bored, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, playset, rules

10/05/2009 · 8:55 am

Rule #184

Rule #184: Walking from the store to the car in the pouring rain does not count as actually taking a bath.

Thanks, Margaret M.!

Rule #183

Rule #183: No screaming, “MOMMY, GET ME A DRINK!!! MOMMY, GET ME A DRINK!!!” when Mommy is in the basement doing laundry and Daddy is standing two feet away from you.

7 Comments

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Tagged as daddy, drink, laundry, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, rude, rules, school age, screaming

10/03/2009 · 7:32 am

Rule #182

Rule #182: If you wear a clothing item for less than 15 minutes, it does not need to go into the laundry.

6 Comments

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Tagged as laundry, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, rules, school age

10/02/2009 · 1:09 pm

Rule #181

Rule #181: Please do not fart in your babysitter’s face. No matter how hilarious you think it is, I can guarantee that she does not agree.

Thanks, Suzi F.!

5 Comments

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Tagged as babysitter, gross, hilarious, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, rules

10/01/2009 · 2:56 pm

Rule #180

Rule #180: Do not go “check on” your baby brother when he’s sleeping. And if you do, don’t slam the door during your escape attempt.

Thanks, Vika J.!

2 Comments

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Tagged as loud, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, rules, slam door, sleeping baby

09/30/2009 · 1:55 pm

Rule #179

Rule #179: Please do not strip down naked at school just because your shirt got a little wet.

Thanks, Chad D!

2 Comments

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Tagged as mean, meanest mommy, mom, naked, not appropriate, parenting, preschool, preschooler, rules, wet

09/29/2009 · 7:21 am

Rule #178

Rule #178: No screaming when I won’t let you eat raw bacon. Or unpopped popcorn.

This is a combo rule. Thanks, Sherri B. for Part I. And thanks to my own child for Part II.

3 Comments

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Tagged as gross, mean, meanest mommy, mom, ouch, parenting, rules, salmonella, trip to the dentist

09/28/2009 · 7:00 am

Rule #177

Rule #177: It’s kind of silly to be upset that your hand is wet since it’s wet because you just spit on yourself on purpose.

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Tagged as mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, rules, saliva, silly, spit, toddler, wet

Tag Archives: parenting

Rule #186

Rule #186: Do not pee into the basket of clean laundry.

Thanks, Betsy R.!

Rule #185

Rule #185: The words, “I’m bored,” may not be uttered the very day that Daddy & I finish building that huge brand new playset in our backyard.

Thanks, Jennifer F.!

Rule #184

Rule #184: Walking from the store to the car in the pouring rain does not count as actually taking a bath.

Thanks, Margaret M.!

Rule #183

Rule #183: No screaming, “MOMMY, GET ME A DRINK!!! MOMMY, GET ME A DRINK!!!” when Mommy is in the basement doing laundry and Daddy is standing two feet away from you.

Rule #182

Rule #182: If you wear a clothing item for less than 15 minutes, it does not need to go into the laundry.

Rule #181

Rule #181: Please do not fart in your babysitter’s face. No matter how hilarious you think it is, I can guarantee that she does not agree.

Thanks, Suzi F.!

Rule #180

Rule #180: Do not go “check on” your baby brother when he’s sleeping. And if you do, don’t slam the door during your escape attempt.

Thanks, Vika J.!

Rule #179

Rule #179: Please do not strip down naked at school just because your shirt got a little wet.

Thanks, Chad D!

Rule #178

Rule #178: No screaming when I won’t let you eat raw bacon. Or unpopped popcorn.

This is a combo rule. Thanks, Sherri B. for Part I. And thanks to my own child for Part II.

Rule #177

Rule #177: It’s kind of silly to be upset that your hand is wet since it’s wet because you just spit on yourself on purpose.

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Rule #186: Do not pee into the basket of clean laundry.

Thanks, Betsy R.!

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Thanks, Jennifer F.!

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Rule #184: Walking from the store to the car in the pouring rain does not count as actually taking a bath.

Thanks, Margaret M.!

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Rule #183: No screaming, “MOMMY, GET ME A DRINK!!! MOMMY, GET ME A DRINK!!!” when Mommy is in the basement doing laundry and Daddy is standing two feet away from you.

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Rule #182: If you wear a clothing item for less than 15 minutes, it does not need to go into the laundry.

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Rule #181: Please do not fart in your babysitter’s face. No matter how hilarious you think it is, I can guarantee that she does not agree.

Thanks, Suzi F.!

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Rule #180: Do not go “check on” your baby brother when he’s sleeping. And if you do, don’t slam the door during your escape attempt.

Thanks, Vika J.!

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Rule #179: Please do not strip down naked at school just because your shirt got a little wet.

Thanks, Chad D!

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Rule #178: No screaming when I won’t let you eat raw bacon. Or unpopped popcorn.

This is a combo rule. Thanks, Sherri B. for Part I. And thanks to my own child for Part II.

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Rule #177: It’s kind of silly to be upset that your hand is wet since it’s wet because you just spit on yourself on purpose.

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