Tag Archives: preschooler
Rule #313
Rule #313: I appreciate you cleaning the toilet off after you pee. However, it is not necessary to use a whole roll of toilet paper or drag it through the house to show me.
Thanks, Mia C.!
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Rule #268
Rule #268: You many not pull the dog’s teeth with your Handy Manny pliers. He needs them to eat. And by the way, the tooth fairy CAN tell the difference between dog teeth and your teeth.
Thanks, Amy W. (the Meanest Mommy of a 4 year old desperate for a visit from the Tooth Fairy and the owner of a dog who gets a nervous tic when shown the Handy Manny tools)!!
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Rule #254
Rule #254: When at our friend’s house for a playdate, please do not run upstairs toward the beginning of naptime to tell her 3 yr old that nap time is over and he should come downstairs and play now.
Thanks, but no thanks, Betsy R. 😉
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Rule #251
Rule #251: When I ask you to keep an eye on your sister, please do not smear brownie batter on her head.
Thanks, Melissa M.!
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Rule #243
Rule #243: No, I will not retrieve the crackers that are currently being digested by your brother.
Thanks, Jessica BB!
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Rule #228
Rule #228: Once you’ve begged me to play in the snow, you MUST stay outside longer than what it takes to get you ready to go out there.
Thanks, Kelly S.!
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Rule #214
Rule #214: Please do not color your baby sister’s face with markers. I promise you it does not make her look like a real cat.
Thanks, Kelly S.!
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Rule #213
Rule #213: No, you may not play the harmonica in the baby’s room while she is taking a nap.
Thanks, Jill K!
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Rule #212
Rule #212: Child, do not pour caramel on your cheeseburger. When you are done I am going to eat the food left behind, and I don’t like caramel-cheeseburgers.
Thanks, Sherri B.!
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Rules by the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World 