Tag Archives: preschooler
Rule #68
Rule #68: The phrase “I didn’t hear you the first two times” makes it pretty clear to Mommy that you DID hear her those other times.
Rule #67
Rule #67: Mommy welcomes this atrocious behavior while she’s trying to pack. That way she doesn’t have to feel guilty about going on a trip without you for 4 days. BRING IT ON!
Rule #64
Rule #64: When all the other kids are meeting the new teacher and saying, “Nice to meet you Ms. J.,” and shaking her hand, I wish you wouldn’t make that strange series of noises & head butt her.
Rule #62
Rule #62: When I said, “Yes, you can pick up that rock,” I did not mean, “Yes, you can rub that rock across the front of your glasses.” WTH?
Filed under SR
Rule #58
Rule #58: No screaming “I peed a chicken” in public places (unless of course, you actually do pee a chicken).
Filed under SR
Rule #57
Rule #57: You may not eat the candy that you find on the ground at the park. And when Mommy says, “SPIT IT OUT!” you are expected to obey & not just chew faster.
Thanks, Renee C.!
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #53
Rule #53 (not really a rule; just something crazy I found myself saying today):
No, there are no pits in the brownies.
OMG, my kid thinks that brownies are a type of fruit or vegetable! Sigh.
Filed under SR
Rule #47
Rule #47: No, you may not have a different crescent roll just because that one is wet. Especially since it’s wet because you licked it.
Filed under SR
Rules by the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World 