Tag Archives: rules
Rule #182
Rule #182: If you wear a clothing item for less than 15 minutes, it does not need to go into the laundry.
Filed under OA
Rule #181
Rule #181: Please do not fart in your babysitter’s face. No matter how hilarious you think it is, I can guarantee that she does not agree.
Thanks, Suzi F.!
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #180
Rule #180: Do not go “check on” your baby brother when he’s sleeping. And if you do, don’t slam the door during your escape attempt.
Thanks, Vika J.!
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #179
Rule #179: Please do not strip down naked at school just because your shirt got a little wet.
Thanks, Chad D!
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #178
Rule #178: No screaming when I won’t let you eat raw bacon. Or unpopped popcorn.
This is a combo rule. Thanks, Sherri B. for Part I. And thanks to my own child for Part II.
Filed under Guest rules, SR
Rule #177
Rule #177: It’s kind of silly to be upset that your hand is wet since it’s wet because you just spit on yourself on purpose.
Rule #176
Rule #176:
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Part 1: Don’t stick the straw up the cat’s nose.
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Part 2: Don’t drink from the straw you tried to stick up the cat’s nose.
Thanks, MaryAnn! How’s your cat?
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #174
Rule #174: I don’t care how clean the floor appears; you still should
not lick it.
Filed under GC
Rule #173
Rule #173: No, you may not feed the 4 month old baby chocolate. Or crackers. Or pizza. Or any other food that I have not listed.
Thanks, Jennifer F.!
Filed under Guest rules
Rules by the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World 