Rule #323: Please do not sneak into your big sister’s room when you are supposed to be taking a nap and color on your hands, feet, and face with marker.
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Happy Mother’s Day 2010
Happy Mother’s Day to all the Meanest Mommies out there! And thanks to my own mom for raising me into the Meanest Mommy in the whole wide world. I wish you all a day free of whining and complaining and a day where you are appreciated like you should be. Now go hug your kids!
Rule #310
Rule #310: Please do not stick your magic wand into the desserts on display at the restaurant.
Rule #304
Rule #304: Licking the glass door is not the best way to clean it.
Rule #302
Rule #302: On Mommy’s birthday, you are required to take a nap. A long nap is even better.
Rule #246
Rule #246: I insist that you wear more than snow boots & a backpack when you leave the house.
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Rule #238
Rule #238: No, I will not come over to see the high score on your computer game when I am in the middle of cleaning up massive amounts of water that your brother spilled on the bathroom floor.
Rule #222
Rule #222: When Mommy is in the shower for 3 whole minutes, you may not:
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Try to push the dog in there too
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Flush the toilet multiple times
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Throw her towel in there with her
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Climb on the counter to get a snack
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Rules by the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World 