Category Archives: SR
Rule #77
Rule #77: Just because your 9 yr old sister says that the ants will kill you doesn’t make it true.
Rule #74
Rule #74: When Mommy goes to the basement to do a load of laundry, it is not an invitation to scream, “MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMY!” at the top of your lungs.
Rule #72
Rule #72: Mommy is happy to play cats with you, but she draws the line at “licking your fur.” Sorry, kid.
Rule #68
Rule #68: The phrase “I didn’t hear you the first two times” makes it pretty clear to Mommy that you DID hear her those other times.
Rule #67
Rule #67: Mommy welcomes this atrocious behavior while she’s trying to pack. That way she doesn’t have to feel guilty about going on a trip without you for 4 days. BRING IT ON!
Rule #64
Rule #64: When all the other kids are meeting the new teacher and saying, “Nice to meet you Ms. J.,” and shaking her hand, I wish you wouldn’t make that strange series of noises & head butt her.
Rule #62
Rule #62: When I said, “Yes, you can pick up that rock,” I did not mean, “Yes, you can rub that rock across the front of your glasses.” WTH?
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Rules by the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World 