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01/10/2010 · 8:51 pm

Rule #242

Rule #242: No matter how good it smells, you may not stick the chocolate chips up your nose. And most certainly do not attempt to eat extracted chocolate chips afterwards.

Thanks, Abby G.!

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01/08/2010 · 9:23 am

Rule #241

Rule #241: Please do not feed our child ravioli (or any Chef Boyardee equivalent) when he has been vomitting profusely.

Sometimes you gotta have rules for the grown-ups too. Thanks, Steph SM!

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01/07/2010 · 9:36 am

Rule #240

Rule #240: When you are playing with your brother’s brand new birthday toy and he wants to play with it too, you may not tell him, “Not now. Maybe later;” even if you say it in a nice voice.

Happy Birthday to Gavin! I hope that your siblings let you play with your gifts. 🙂

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12/30/2009 · 9:27 am

Rule #239

Rule #239: Please do not take a picture of your brother’s butt crack with my cell phone. Thanks.

Thanks, Kelly S.!

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12/29/2009 · 12:44 pm

Rule #238

Rule #238: No, I will not come over to see the high score on your computer game when I am in the middle of cleaning up massive amounts of water that your brother spilled on the bathroom floor.

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12/28/2009 · 8:32 am

Rule #237

Rule #237: Your effort to avoid puking on the clean sheets is admirable. Next time, try also not to puke over the side of the bed onto your sister’s upturned, smiling face.

Thanks, Sarah R.!

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12/27/2009 · 12:32 pm

Rule #236

Rule #236: I know how fun it is to play Bakugans on your brother’s bed, but I still expect you to take a break when you need to go potty rather than peeing off the top bunk onto the floor.

Thanks, Jessica BB!

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12/18/2009 · 9:31 am

Rule #235

Rule #235: Announcing that you are starving while eyeing the Trick-or-Treat loot is much less effective when you are sitting in front of your dinner.

Thanks, Eileen J.!

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12/16/2009 · 7:45 am

Rule #234

Rule #234: No matter how irritated you are with your brother, it is NOT ok to empty your water bottle on his bed and then pull the covers up over it so Mummy finds it at bedtime.

Thanks, Susan C.!

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12/15/2009 · 8:38 am

Rule #233

Rule #233: When we go out to dinner with your father’s relatives, it is not a good time to experiment with new ways to eat spaghetti: namely, sucking it through a straw. As fast as possible. While laughing and saying, “You try it, too!”

Thanks, Wendy W.!

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