Rule #33
Rule #33: Please do not decorate Mommy & Daddy’s wedding picture with markers. Or at least don’t write the word “Fart” on it.
Thanks, Kelly S! Guest rules are even funnier with pictures.
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Rule #32
Rule #32: Trying to make you put your shoes & coat on when we leave the playdate does not need to resemble a WWF Smackdown. (And what’s the point anyway? You know Mommy always wins.)
Rule #31
Rule #31: I don’t care how pretty the glittery easter egg is. Next time, please peel it before you attempt to eat it.
Thanks to Renee C. for the guest rule. What in the world are you feeding your kid for breakfast? 😉
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Rule #30
Rule #30: It is not okay to hug the neighbor in the white sweatshirt until after you’ve wiped the tomato sauce off your face.
Rule #29
Rule #29: Just because you don’t feel like taking a nap doesn’t mean that your little brother doesn’t need one. Quiet down, kid!
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Rule #28
Rule #28: No, you may not put rocking chairs at the top of the stairs.
Thanks to Kelly S. for the first ever rhyming rule. 🙂
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Rule #27
Rule #27: Running into the bathroom SCREAMING about the all-sugar/all-carb breakfast Daddy won’t give you while Mommy is in the shower is not a good plan.
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Rule #26
Rule #26: When I said leave the placemats on the table, I did not mean GLUE the placemats to the table. The irreplaceable 1930’s vintage table.
Guest rule brought to you by Abby G. I’m finding this one particularly funny, but I’m guessing that’s because it happened somewhere other than my house.
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