Rule #43
Rule #43: On Easter, you may not scream and cry because Mommy & Daddy won’t let you throw the hard-boiled eggs. And while we’re making Easter rules, please don’t put any more M&Ms up your nose.
"But I wanna throw the eggs!"
"But I wanna throw the eggs!"
Filed under GC
Rule #42
Rule #42: It is not necessary to text your parents when they are out to dinner with friends to ask what to do with the leftover Easter grass.
Thanks, Tracie A.!
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #41
Rule #41: Why didn’t one of you tell me ages ago that throwing up my hands and making it a “Whining, Screaming, and Fighting Day” would result in the best behavior I’ve seen in months?
Rule #40
Rule #40: Mommy is begging you not to open the locked door & run out while she is peeing in a public restroom.
Filed under GC
Rule #39
Rule #39: Please do not eat guinea pig food.
Thanks to Lili R. for the inspiration for this rule. 🙂
Rule #38
Rule #38: If a person leaves their coat in the middle of the kitchen floor, they should not freak out if someone steps on it.
Filed under OA
Rule #37
Rule #37: Cornstarch is not a toy!
Thanks, Tanya S. for another entertaining guest rule!
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #36
Rule #36: No matter how many times you say it, I will not be convinced that the lyrics are actually “Eenie Miny Mo! Catch a tiny ho!”
Filed under SR
Rule #35
Rule #35: We do not put foam letters in our brother’s bottom.
Thanks, Laura H.! Laura also mentions that although her children are now 16 & 13 and bathe alone these days, they still remember this rule from a decade ago.
Filed under Guest rules
Rules by the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World 