Tag Archives: Are you kidding me?
Rule #224
Rule #224: I appreciate the warning that my shoes are wet. But I’d appreciate it even more if you didn’t pee in them.
Thanks, Jessica BB!
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #220
Rule #220: I appreciate you thinking that I look good and have a nice haircut, but that’s no reason for me to get out of bed and get your breakfast when Daddy is already standing in the kitchen.
Filed under SR
Rule #202
Rule #202: Please do not take off your shirt at preschool and dip it in the toilet.
Thanks, Kristin H.!
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #199
Rule #199: While I appreciate your entrepreneurial spirit, you may not try to sell your “I Love Mom” shirt just because you are super mad at me.
Thanks, Kelly S.! Any takers yet?
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #192
Rule #192: Please do not try to do a somersault while sitting on the potty chair, as it may lead to getting poop on your foot. And there’s no way I’m kissing that foot after you banged it on the side of the potty.
Thanks, Wendy W.!
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #189
Rule #189: We usually leave for school at 8:10am. 8:09am is not the best time to ask for help with your homework that is due today.
Filed under OA
Rule #187
Rule #187: No, Mommy will not ask the hairdresser to come to our house to cut her hair so you have time to play a game on the computer.
Filed under OA
Rule #186
Rule #186: Do not pee into the basket of clean laundry.
Thanks, Betsy R.!
Filed under Guest rules
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