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Happy Mother’s Day 2010
Happy Mother’s Day to all the Meanest Mommies out there! And thanks to my own mom for raising me into the Meanest Mommy in the whole wide world. I wish you all a day free of whining and complaining and a day where you are appreciated like you should be. Now go hug your kids!
Rule #318
Rule #318: No, I will not feed you a snack because your hands are too busy playing a video game.
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Rule #317
Rule #317: Please do not go potty in the cat’s litter box. It does not matter that your sister was on the toilet and you needed to go really bad. Yes, I know you buried your waste just like the cats do, and yes, I know you really like the scent of the pine litter. But it’s still not okay.
Thanks, Ami S.!
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #316
Rule #316: Mommy’s tampons are not teething toys. Please stop giving them to the baby.
Thanks, Lexi D.!
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #315
Rule #315: It is not okay to ask mommy’s boyfriend when he’s going to give mommy the “special stuff” so you can have a brother.
Thanks, Beth T.!
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #314
Rule #314: It is not OK for you to have a temper tantrum when Mommy chooses to celebrate her 40th Birthday at a location other than your Cub Scout Pancake Dinner.
Thanks, Paula B.!
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #313
Rule #313: I appreciate you cleaning the toilet off after you pee. However, it is not necessary to use a whole roll of toilet paper or drag it through the house to show me.
Thanks, Mia C.!
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #312
Rule #312: You have to take a bath because, no, you are not a man, and that is not hair growing in your armpit. It’s dirt. Get in.
Thanks, Amy S.!
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #311
Rule #311: Please do not lick the melted ice cream that is on the floor of the Playplace tubes at McDonald’s. And if you do, at least keep it out of your hair.
Thanks, Jessica BB!
Filed under Guest rules
Rules by the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World 