Tag Archives: meanest mommy
Rule #184
Rule #184: Walking from the store to the car in the pouring rain does not count as actually taking a bath.
Thanks, Margaret M.!
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #183
Rule #183: No screaming, “MOMMY, GET ME A DRINK!!! MOMMY, GET ME A DRINK!!!” when Mommy is in the basement doing laundry and Daddy is standing two feet away from you.
Filed under SR
Rule #182
Rule #182: If you wear a clothing item for less than 15 minutes, it does not need to go into the laundry.
Filed under OA
Rule #181
Rule #181: Please do not fart in your babysitter’s face. No matter how hilarious you think it is, I can guarantee that she does not agree.
Thanks, Suzi F.!
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #180
Rule #180: Do not go “check on” your baby brother when he’s sleeping. And if you do, don’t slam the door during your escape attempt.
Thanks, Vika J.!
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #179
Rule #179: Please do not strip down naked at school just because your shirt got a little wet.
Thanks, Chad D!
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #178
Rule #178: No screaming when I won’t let you eat raw bacon. Or unpopped popcorn.
This is a combo rule. Thanks, Sherri B. for Part I. And thanks to my own child for Part II.
Filed under Guest rules, SR
Rule #177
Rule #177: It’s kind of silly to be upset that your hand is wet since it’s wet because you just spit on yourself on purpose.
Rule #176
Rule #176:
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Part 1: Don’t stick the straw up the cat’s nose.
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Part 2: Don’t drink from the straw you tried to stick up the cat’s nose.
Thanks, MaryAnn! How’s your cat?
Filed under Guest rules
Rules by the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World 