Tag Archives: rules

01/13/2010 · 11:04 pm

Rule #244

Rule #244: Please do not staple your brother to his bed.

Thanks, Carol!

Filed under Guest rules

Tagged as Are you kidding me?, bed, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, rules, staple

01/12/2010 · 5:55 pm

Rule #243

Rule #243: No, I will not retrieve the crackers that are currently being digested by your brother.

Thanks, Jessica BB!

Filed under Guest rules

Tagged as brother, crackers, digested, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, preschooler, rules

01/10/2010 · 8:51 pm

Rule #242

Rule #242: No matter how good it smells, you may not stick the chocolate chips up your nose. And most certainly do not attempt to eat extracted chocolate chips afterwards.

Thanks, Abby G.!

Leave a comment

Filed under Guest rules

Tagged as chocolate chips, mean, meanest mommy, mom, nose, parenting, rules, toddler, yucky

01/08/2010 · 9:23 am

Rule #241

Rule #241: Please do not feed our child ravioli (or any Chef Boyardee equivalent) when he has been vomitting profusely.

Sometimes you gotta have rules for the grown-ups too. Thanks, Steph SM!

Leave a comment

Filed under Guest rules, Rules for the grown-ups

Tagged as chef boyardee, dad, gross, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, ravioli, rules

01/07/2010 · 9:36 am

Rule #240

Rule #240: When you are playing with your brother’s brand new birthday toy and he wants to play with it too, you may not tell him, “Not now. Maybe later;” even if you say it in a nice voice.

Happy Birthday to Gavin! I hope that your siblings let you play with your gifts. 🙂

Filed under OA, SR

Tagged as Are you kidding me?, birthday, mean, meanest mommy, mom, new toy, parenting, rules, siblings

12/30/2009 · 9:27 am

Rule #239

Rule #239: Please do not take a picture of your brother’s butt crack with my cell phone. Thanks.

Thanks, Kelly S.!

Filed under Guest rules

Tagged as brother, butt, cell phone, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, picture, rules, school age

12/29/2009 · 12:44 pm

Rule #238

Rule #238: No, I will not come over to see the high score on your computer game when I am in the middle of cleaning up massive amounts of water that your brother spilled on the bathroom floor.

Filed under GC, SR

Tagged as Are you kidding me?, computer game, high score, mean, meanest mommy, messy, mom, parenting, rules, water

12/28/2009 · 8:32 am

Rule #237

Rule #237: Your effort to avoid puking on the clean sheets is admirable. Next time, try also not to puke over the side of the bed onto your sister’s upturned, smiling face.

Thanks, Sarah R.!

Leave a comment

Filed under Guest rules

Tagged as barf, gross, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, rules

12/27/2009 · 12:32 pm

Rule #236

Rule #236: I know how fun it is to play Bakugans on your brother’s bed, but I still expect you to take a break when you need to go potty rather than peeing off the top bunk onto the floor.

Thanks, Jessica BB!

Filed under Guest rules

Tagged as Bakugans, gross, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, pee, potty, rules, top bunk

12/18/2009 · 9:31 am

Rule #235

Rule #235: Announcing that you are starving while eyeing the Trick-or-Treat loot is much less effective when you are sitting in front of your dinner.

Thanks, Eileen J.!

Filed under Guest rules

Tagged as Are you kidding me?, dinner, Halloween, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, rules, school age, starving, trick or treat