11/30/2009 · 8:50 am
Rule #223: Please do not rack the guests with the dog toys.
11/28/2009 · 10:56 am
Rule #222: When Mommy is in the shower for 3 whole minutes, you may not:
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Try to push the dog in there too
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Flush the toilet multiple times
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Throw her towel in there with her
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Climb on the counter to get a snack
11/25/2009 · 12:16 pm
Rule #221: No wiping chocolate all over your legs. It looks like poop, and the people in the store where I cleaned you up were not impressed.
Thanks, Becca W.!
11/24/2009 · 8:03 am
Rule #220: I appreciate you thinking that I look good and have a nice haircut, but that’s no reason for me to get out of bed and get your breakfast when Daddy is already standing in the kitchen.
11/23/2009 · 8:34 am
Rule #219: As cute as I think your little bum is, you do not need to insist I take a picture of it every time I get the camera out.
Thanks, Melissa S.!
11/20/2009 · 9:30 am
Rule #218: Once you have peed in the little potty in your room, you may no longer use it to as a receptacle for your mega blocks.
Thanks, Tisa J.!
11/19/2009 · 1:08 pm
Rule #217: Please so not shave a bald spot into your head with your dad’s razor. Seriously, ouch!
Thanks to Abby G. who has also made a rule for her husband about how sharp objects need to be put in a higher place away from the toddler.
Filed under Guest rules
Tagged as baby proof, husband, mean, meanest mommy, mom, ouch, parenting, razor, rules, sharp, toddler
11/18/2009 · 8:33 am
Rule #216: When I am at the most exciting part of the novel I am reading to you every night at bedtime, please do not stick the dog whisker up my nose to poke my brain.
Thanks, Kristin W.!
Filed under Guest rules
Tagged as bedtime stories, brain, dog, mean, meanest mommy, mom, ouch, parenting, rules, school age, whisker
11/17/2009 · 11:37 am
Rule #215: Please do not eat anything off the bottom of your shoe, even if you think it could be candy. And no, I do not want to wipe off your tongue after you eat the “candy” that tastes like mud.
11/16/2009 · 11:08 am
Rule #214: Please do not color your baby sister’s face with markers. I promise you it does not make her look like a real cat.
Thanks, Kelly S.!
Rules by the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World 