06/14/2010 · 3:15 pm
Rule #338: In the middle of June, you may not argue over who gets which Halloween bucket for the candy you might receive more than 4 months from now.
Filed under GC, SR
Tagged as bucket, Halloween, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, preschooler, rules, school age, summer vacation, Transferring to year round schools
06/09/2010 · 9:05 pm
Rule #337: Please do not hang the swim goggles on your penis.
05/10/2010 · 6:00 am
Rule #319: Please do not ask the company if they’d like to go in the bathroom and take a look at your poop.
Filed under SR
Tagged as bathroom, company, embarrassing, manners, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, poop, rules, school age
05/09/2010 · 9:02 am
Happy Mother’s Day to all the Meanest Mommies out there! And thanks to my own mom for raising me into the Meanest Mommy in the whole wide world. I wish you all a day free of whining and complaining and a day where you are appreciated like you should be. Now go hug your kids!
Filed under GC, OA, SR
Tagged as complaining, Happy Mother's Day, hug, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, rules, whining
05/08/2010 · 6:00 am
Rule #318: No, I will not feed you a snack because your hands are too busy playing a video game.
02/06/2010 · 4:20 pm
Rule #252: If you’ve been up for half the night barfing, you may not have pepperoni and orange juice for breakfast.
01/27/2010 · 12:18 pm
Rule #248: Changing the toilet paper roll in the bathroom is not a magic trick that only Mommy knows how to do. Believe it or not, this skill can be learned by most humans over the age of four.
Filed under OA, Rules for the grown-ups, SR
Tagged as Are you kidding me?, magic trick, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, rules, toilet paper, toilet paper roll
01/07/2010 · 9:36 am
Rule #240: When you are playing with your brother’s brand new birthday toy and he wants to play with it too, you may not tell him, “Not now. Maybe later;” even if you say it in a nice voice.
Happy Birthday to Gavin! I hope that your siblings let you play with your gifts. 🙂
12/29/2009 · 12:44 pm
Rule #238: No, I will not come over to see the high score on your computer game when I am in the middle of cleaning up massive amounts of water that your brother spilled on the bathroom floor.
Filed under GC, SR
Tagged as Are you kidding me?, computer game, high score, mean, meanest mommy, messy, mom, parenting, rules, water
12/12/2009 · 9:12 pm
Rule #231: When we spend 20 minutes searching everywhere for your brother’s mittens, it would be helpful for you to reveal that they are on your hands.
Rules by the Meanest Mommy in the Whole Wide World 