Rule #251
Rule #251: When I ask you to keep an eye on your sister, please do not smear brownie batter on her head.
Thanks, Melissa M.!
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #250
Rule #250: If you make so much noise that you wake the baby, please do not ask me to turn up the tv so you can hear over his screaming.
Thanks, Sara G.!
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #249
Rule #249: Mommy is not a jungle gym. Especially when she is 8 months pregnant.
Thanks, Whitney H.!
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #248
Rule #248: Changing the toilet paper roll in the bathroom is not a magic trick that only Mommy knows how to do. Believe it or not, this skill can be learned by most humans over the age of four.
Filed under OA, Rules for the grown-ups, SR
Rule #247
Rule #247: Wheat berries do not belong up your nose. And no, you may not use a funnel to shove them up there further.
Thanks, Vika J.!
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #246
Rule #246: I insist that you wear more than snow boots & a backpack when you leave the house.
Filed under GC
Rule #244
Rule #244: Please do not staple your brother to his bed.
Thanks, Carol!
Filed under Guest rules
Rule #243
Rule #243: No, I will not retrieve the crackers that are currently being digested by your brother.
Thanks, Jessica BB!
Filed under Guest rules
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