Tag Archives: parenting

09/15/2009 · 7:03 am

Rule #165

Rule #165: It is really not polite to run over to a stranger’s table at McDonald’s and drink their beverage.

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09/14/2009 · 6:56 am

Rule #164

Rule #164: Never, EVER use the toilet paper you just wiped your pee with to blow your nose.

Thanks, Leslie K.!

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09/11/2009 · 1:40 pm

Rule #162

Rule #162: When you have come home sick from school, you may not:

Go to your friend’s house to play when she gets home .
Go to soccer practice.
Have cake for lunch.

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09/10/2009 · 1:56 pm

Rule #161

Rule #161: Informing me that peanut butter is disgusting 5 minutes before we leave for school will not prompt me to make you a new lunch. Perhaps you should have made your own lunch instead of watching Camp Rock for the 1,000th time.

Thanks, MaryAnn. But MOM!!! I have to watch Camp Rock again because it like rocks!

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09/09/2009 · 7:19 am

Rule #160

Rule #160: Please do not take that mint out of our mouth and rub it on the dirty bike tire.

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09/08/2009 · 10:50 am

Rule #159

Rule #159: Grabbing that French fry back from your brother does not constitute “sharing.”

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09/07/2009 · 9:19 am

Rule #158

Rule #158: If you are trying to subtly wipe up grape Gatorade on tan carpet, you may want to use something other than a dark green napkin.

Thanks, Karin! Did the stains come out okay? And you at least have to give him credit for trying. My kids probably would have moved a toy over top of it and called it good.

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09/05/2009 · 7:52 pm

Rule #157

Rule #157: Please do not kiss the dog’s anus.

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09/04/2009 · 1:06 pm

Rule #156

Rule #156: Please do not put your sister’s hearing aids in your nose. Just because they make her hear better, does not mean that they will make you smell better.

Thanks, Stacie K.!

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09/03/2009 · 2:07 pm

Rule #155

Rule #155: Please do not jump, bounce, or climb on me while the dental hygienist has sharp instruments in my mouth.

Thanks, Tanya S. And I hope you’re back to eating solid foods again. 😉

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