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02/16/2010 · 3:19 pm

Rule #254

Rule #254: When at our friend’s house for a playdate, please do not run upstairs toward the beginning of naptime to tell her 3 yr old that nap time is over and he should come downstairs and play now.

Thanks, but no thanks, Betsy R. 😉

Rule #253

Rule #253: No throwing your sister’s toothbrush in the garbage. And if there is an eyewitness account of the toothbrush actually jumping off the counter, rolling across the floor, and launching itself into the garbage can all by itself, please must tell Mommy immediately so she can sell the story for $1,000,000.

Thanks, Lara L.!

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Tagged as Are you kidding me?, exaggeration, garbage can, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, rules, toothbrush

02/06/2010 · 4:20 pm

Rule #252

Rule #252: If you’ve been up for half the night barfing, you may not have pepperoni and orange juice for breakfast.

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Tagged as barf, gross, mean, meanst mommy, mom, orange juice, parenting, pepperoni, rules, school age

02/05/2010 · 4:58 pm

Rule #251

Rule #251: When I ask you to keep an eye on your sister, please do not smear brownie batter on her head.

Thanks, Melissa M.!

Rule #250

Rule #250: If you make so much noise that you wake the baby, please do not ask me to turn up the tv so you can hear over his screaming.

Thanks, Sara G.!

Rule #249

Rule #249: Mommy is not a jungle gym. Especially when she is 8 months pregnant.

Thanks, Whitney H.!

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Tagged as climbing, jungle gym, mean, meanest mommy, mom, ouch, parenting, pregnant, rules

01/27/2010 · 12:18 pm

Rule #248

Rule #248: Changing the toilet paper roll in the bathroom is not a magic trick that only Mommy knows how to do. Believe it or not, this skill can be learned by most humans over the age of four.

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Tagged as Are you kidding me?, magic trick, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, rules, toilet paper, toilet paper roll

01/25/2010 · 11:44 am

Rule #247

Rule #247: Wheat berries do not belong up your nose. And no, you may not use a funnel to shove them up there further.

Thanks, Vika J.!

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Tagged as funnel, mean, meanest mommy, mom, nose, parenting, rules, toddler, wheat berries

01/24/2010 · 3:28 pm

Rule #246

Rule #246: I insist that you wear more than snow boots & a backpack when you leave the house.

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Tagged as backpack, clothing is not optional, mean, meanest mommy, mom, naked, parenting, rules, snow boots

01/22/2010 · 6:08 pm

Rule #245

Rule #245: When I am in the very slow pickup line at school, please do not yell, “GO! MOMMY, GOOOOOOO!!!” 500 times.

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Tagged as annoying, decibel level, mean, meanest mommy, mom, parenting, rules, school pickup line as cruel and unusual punishment, toddler, yelling

Tag Archives: rules

Rule #254

Rule #254: When at our friend’s house for a playdate, please do not run upstairs toward the beginning of naptime to tell her 3 yr old that nap time is over and he should come downstairs and play now.

Thanks, but no thanks, Betsy R. 😉

Rule #253

Thanks, Lara L.!

Rule #252

Rule #252: If you’ve been up for half the night barfing, you may not have pepperoni and orange juice for breakfast.

Rule #251

Rule #251: When I ask you to keep an eye on your sister, please do not smear brownie batter on her head.

Thanks, Melissa M.!

Rule #250

Rule #250: If you make so much noise that you wake the baby, please do not ask me to turn up the tv so you can hear over his screaming.

Thanks, Sara G.!

Rule #249

Rule #249: Mommy is not a jungle gym. Especially when she is 8 months pregnant.

Thanks, Whitney H.!

Rule #248

Rule #248: Changing the toilet paper roll in the bathroom is not a magic trick that only Mommy knows how to do. Believe it or not, this skill can be learned by most humans over the age of four.

Rule #247

Rule #247: Wheat berries do not belong up your nose. And no, you may not use a funnel to shove them up there further.

Thanks, Vika J.!

Rule #246

Rule #246: I insist that you wear more than snow boots & a backpack when you leave the house.

Rule #245

Rule #245: When I am in the very slow pickup line at school, please do not yell, “GO! MOMMY, GOOOOOOO!!!” 500 times.

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Rule #254: When at our friend’s house for a playdate, please do not run upstairs toward the beginning of naptime to tell her 3 yr old that nap time is over and he should come downstairs and play now.

Thanks, but no thanks, Betsy R. 😉

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Rule #252: If you’ve been up for half the night barfing, you may not have pepperoni and orange juice for breakfast.

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Rule #251: When I ask you to keep an eye on your sister, please do not smear brownie batter on her head.

Thanks, Melissa M.!

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Rule #250: If you make so much noise that you wake the baby, please do not ask me to turn up the tv so you can hear over his screaming.

Thanks, Sara G.!

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Rule #249: Mommy is not a jungle gym. Especially when she is 8 months pregnant.

Thanks, Whitney H.!

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Rule #248: Changing the toilet paper roll in the bathroom is not a magic trick that only Mommy knows how to do. Believe it or not, this skill can be learned by most humans over the age of four.

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Rule #247: Wheat berries do not belong up your nose. And no, you may not use a funnel to shove them up there further.

Thanks, Vika J.!

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Rule #246: I insist that you wear more than snow boots & a backpack when you leave the house.

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Rule #245: When I am in the very slow pickup line at school, please do not yell, “GO! MOMMY, GOOOOOOO!!!” 500 times.

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